A guy in Liverpool went into the barbers and said to the barber give me a good haircut cause I'm going to Rome and I'm going to have an audience with the Pope.A few weeks later the guy went back to the barbers,did you see the Pope asked the barber,yes said the guy,did you have an audience with him asked the barber,yes said the guy.What did he say asked the barber to which the guy said,he said who the bloody hell cut your hair.!!!!
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Jim.B.