Hi Marian.
Elm, my wife read it said where do you get snappy dresser bit from, I said that is why you fell for me all those years ago, I can't help it that I can only dress one these days.
Cheers Des
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Hi Marian.
Elm, my wife read it said where do you get snappy dresser bit from, I said that is why you fell for me all those years ago, I can't help it that I can only dress one these days.
Cheers Des
I think there is one tree missing from that list- the one my kids used to think I was, The Money Tree.
Her indoors is ASH, I'm hazelnut, she says she always knew there was some kind of nut in me, bloody clever those Chinese
Didn't Cadburys make a bar of Chocolate " Cadburys Hazelnut Milktray". No wonder you were popular with the girls Ivan if you were passing that out as an enticer to the big meal. Cheers JS
#14 Never accept sweets from strangers.
Thanks John the next young voluptrious girl that offers me a sweet, I will refuse. As it will be the first one I will never know the consequences of being seduced by a mars bar. Ivan had the advantage of why they should accept his bar of hazelnut as it gave him an opening to explain the tree was named after him, and he had records written by an elderly chinese scholar to prove it. He could later come out with other knowledgable statements to further lower the defences of the damsel, viz lady pilot who fly upside down will have crack up. There are others of course and Ivan knows them all. I think he should write a book about his many forays into the world of the harem like women he knew. Anyhow I eat too many sweets and trying to give them up Cheers JS
#16 Seems to be a lot of Sugar Daddies on here lately.
We"re all Santa Clauses at this time of the year. JS
Apple Tree.....O so true, couldn't have written it better myself.!!!!F.