Canadian Humour

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East.

Two million ******s died and over a million were injured.


Iraq and Iran are totally ruined, and the governments don't know where to start providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian continent countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Britain is sending medical teams and supplies.

Canada, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement ******s.

God Bless CANADA!

Damn those CANADIANS are smart!!!