Post turtle

[Charlie Hannah]

POST TURTLE


While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose
hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the
doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as
our leaders.

The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are
'Post Turtles'.''

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a
'post turtle' was.

The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's
a post turtle."

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's
up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you
just wonder what kind of dumb **** put him up there to begin
with."

Best explanation of a politician I've ever heard.

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JAPANESE SEX

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly
erotic sex:





Husband: Sukitaki.

Wife replies: Kowanini!

Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!













I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you
understand Japanese!

You'll read anything as long as it is about sex.



You need help!!

[j.sabourn]

Definetley need help. Send Kowanini over. JS