Another Bird!

[Keith at Tregenna]

Geordie love poem……...

Of course I love ye pet yer a crackin top-notch bord
and when ah say yer gorgeous ah mean every single word.
So ya **** is on the big side, ah divvint mind a bit of flab
It means that when a'm ready there's somethin there to grab.

So yer belly isn't flat nee more ah tell ye, ah don't care ,
so long as when ah cuddle ye ah can get my arms roond there.
No tart who is your age has nice roond perky breasts ,
they just gave in te gravity but ah know ye did yer best.
I'm tellin' ye the truth now, ah never tell ye lies
ah think it's very sexy that you've got dimples on yer thighs.
Ah swear on me nanna's grave now, the moment that we met

ah thought ye was as good as ah was ivver ganna get ,
nee matter what ye look like ah'll always love ye dear .
Now shut up while the Toon's on and fetch another beer XXX

K.

[happy daze john in oz]

#7 Hey 'Cheeky' Chops, I'm blushing here

But of course, all nice inocent ladies blush

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#9, You're a brave man Terry, well saying your Good lady does not read your posts.....shave indeed

She cannot read them since Terry pawned her glasses.

[Keith at Tregenna]

Geordie love poem……...

Of course I love ye pet yer a crackin top-notch bord
and when ah say yer gorgeous ah mean every single word.
So ya **** is on the big side, ah divvint mind a bit of flab
It means that when a'm ready there's somethin there to grab.

So yer belly isn't flat nee more ah tell ye, ah don't care ,
so long as when ah cuddle ye ah can get my arms roond there.
No tart who is your age has nice roond perky breasts ,
they just gave in te gravity but ah know ye did yer best.
I'm tellin' ye the truth now, ah never tell ye lies
ah think it's very sexy that you've got dimples on yer thighs.
Ah swear on me nanna's grave now, the moment that we met

ah thought ye was as good as ah was ivver ganna get ,
nee matter what ye look like ah'll always love ye dear .
Now shut up while the Toon's on and fetch another beer XXX

K.

Geordie Slang Me Missis

Noo wor lass is a cany lass
She helps me neet and day
She macks me grub
and washes me skids
withoot a singil moan
she wed me cos a had a job
not like most rund here
Ind a keep hur in hur prity cloths
because I luv hur deer.
Noo if ya dina understand me words
divent tac it ta ya heart
cos this is just me geordie slang
from deep withn me heart.