Originally Posted by
Keith at Tregenna
Geordie love poem……...
Of course I love ye pet yer a crackin top-notch bord
and when ah say yer gorgeous ah mean every single word.
So ya **** is on the big side, ah divvint mind a bit of flab
It means that when a'm ready there's somethin there to grab.
So yer belly isn't flat nee more ah tell ye, ah don't care ,
so long as when ah cuddle ye ah can get my arms roond there.
No tart who is your age has nice roond perky breasts ,
they just gave in te gravity but ah know ye did yer best.
I'm tellin' ye the truth now, ah never tell ye lies
ah think it's very sexy that you've got dimples on yer thighs.
Ah swear on me nanna's grave now, the moment that we met
ah thought ye was as good as ah was ivver ganna get ,
nee matter what ye look like ah'll always love ye dear .
Now shut up while the Toon's on and fetch another beer XXX
K.
