The happiest town in England

[John Arton]

WARNING TO BRIAN (KONG) SIT DOWN AND HAVE A LARGE DRINK HANDY.
Bolton is Officially the happiest town in England.
rgds
JA

[cappy]

its cos brians going on holiday .......all the thingummies are having there xmas at once

[Neville Roberts]

Hey Brian lets hear from you on that one .is it happy juice or mary jane

[Captain Kong]

Oh My gawd , there will more and more coming in with that news.
I guess if you have been living in squalor in the kyber region then you will think you are in Paradise when you come to Bolton is Tan, and you dont have to blow yourself up to get here.
Was it on Rumanian TV?
I never knew that, no one told me,
I have been miserable here for years, that is why I disapear over seas for two or three months a year.
Hopefully I will sell my house when I return in March. and go to Fleetwood where I have another one.
Thanks for spoiling my day.
Cheers
Brian

[Lou Barron]

Well Brian it looks like everybody will want to go to Bolton for there holidays you could go as a tour guide make a few bob ???

[happy daze john in oz]

It is very obvious that your neighbour has been very busy in the promotion department giving Boltonstan a good report for all his mates.

[Chris Allman]

Well, I am surprised, rumor has it, that it is the happiest town in England because it has the most virgins, I find that a little hard to believe, but you never know ......................

[Keith at Tregenna]

A bloke from Bolton with a sore bot*om asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell a*se cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"

[Jim Brady]

The same guy went into the shop and asked for turps "what terps would you like he was asked Country & Western,Rock'n Roll or Jazz"
Regards.
Jim.B.

[j.sabourn]

Heard that the town council is going to ask Brian to act as Santa Claus this year to make all the immigrants feel at home. Will have to use his house as Santas Palace. John Sabourn