The happiest town in England

[happy daze john in oz]

Very True. I am not one of them, I was born here.
Cheers
Brian

And as I have told you on so many occasions that is your problem. You do not belong there, wrong culture, wrong size shirt, wrong language etc

[Captain Kong]

I am off to sunny Fleetwood today until weekend. to catch up on listening to the English language, I am starting to speak with a strange accent.
Adious, es salaam u-alakum.
Brian.

[John Pruden]

alakum salaam brian?jp

[Red Lead Ted]

Before you leave Brian, Go round the ouses back straight up, I am as baffled as you and you live there Terry.

[happy daze john in oz]

I am off to sunny Fleetwood today until weekend. to catch up on listening to the English language, I am starting to speak with a strange accent.
Adious, es salaam u-alakum.
Brian.

Have you ever considered renting your house out when you are away? I bet you could get at least six families in there.

[Jim Brady]

The young ladies must be happy there,i heard it on the radio last night that it is the worst place in the country where young women are waiting on liver transplants because of their drinking habits.you cant blame that on the thingies.
Regards.
Jim.B.

[alf corbyn]

brian. if you build a mineret on your house you could sell it as a mosque

[robpage]

Sell it to a Jamacian as a Shebeen . That ill assist in the area ethnic mixture and multiculturalism , and leave your neighbourhood with a long lasting memory of the nice Captain from ESSO

[ray-c]

Very True. I am not one of them, I was born here.
Cheers
Brian

So was I