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    Default Hiighways Agency Report:

    A Highways Agency warning said: anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing, including a hat, scarf, gloves, 24 hour supply of food and drink,de-icer, rock salt, torch, tow rope, petrol can, first aid can and jump leads.......... I looked a right tw*t on the bus this morning.

    Got her indoors to type this out cos I am fricking freezing.

    K.

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    Try putting a pigs trotter though his mail box Brian he might get onto them to stop his checks coming through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Kong View Post
    I am going to spend the afternoon Snowboarding and skiing.
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    This is the only time my garden looks lovely.
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    `****` is all battened down with his new Gas Central Heating Boiler going full ahead, judging from the steam from his flu his boiler must be doing 18 knots around his kitchen, BUT his windows are wide open again because it is too hot in there.
    Not sure if he is allowed to do that speed in a built up area, does he have a pilot on board??
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

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    Brian as a voluntary taxpayer is assisting in paying Heyus, gas and electric Bill, also has volunteered to assist with his mortgage or rent. Good on yer Brian. John Sabourn

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    I have too respond to the nasty neighbor of mine, I came to bolton to escape the awfull people in birmingham . to many Indians there . he calls me HEY You .not my real name . the only respite that I get is that he goes away for months at a time ,and I get some peace .and can pray to Allah in the backyard that he never returns .MY NAME IS FAISELL.

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    Default Boltoistan

    Dat am de truble wid dis country, too many dem dam English wallahs tink de own de goddam place and we alltime know dat Ukistan belong udder fella cummee frum alover de udder place. only gud ting bout dis place am plenti yung white meat. Dese am me regardz to yu Faisell from Me i selltu

    Long live UKISTAN

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    Captain, there is a scheme on offer that does free cavity wall and roof insulation, I think most of the big energy companies do it, ask your supplier, one of them was offering to do it recently, even if you were not one of their customers.

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    Default My happy time is over:

    My happy time is over: thanks for the light relief, but need to return to tribute for a bit, had some time out, but the Year of the Convoy is from here in paramount, billed as the last remembrance, need to do what I can, LEST AFTER THEY FORGET:

    K.

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    Brian & Lou 1-2.jpg
    These two guys maybe wanted by whom ????

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