What was it you didn't want to see come out of your cabin mates kitbag !!!

[Red Lead Ted]

Enough Foo Foo to keep boots chemist open for 6 months,

A cousin of mine had a bloody big picture of his cat,

Unpacking loves of bread with Kerrygold butter,

A dansette record player and ac/dc converter with 6 country and western albums all sung by Slim Panatella,

Nail Varnish,

A jar of Ponds cream, Any more Regards lads Terry.

[Doc Vernon]

For me Terry it would have been a Picture of my Favourite Girlfriend at the time Eeeeeeek!!
That would have made me blood boil! haha1
Cheers

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi Ted and Vernon.
Believe it mate, I joined a British Tanker in Swansea, many of the blokes knew each other and were sharing experiences whilst ashore on leave. One bloke was about to get out a picture of an older woman he had met and had dalliances with, when the bloke opposite pulled some pictures out and one was of his mother, the other bloke quickly put his pics away, later he showed me the photo of the blokes mother who owned a pub, I think he tore it up just in case.
Cheers Des
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[happy daze john in oz]

The worst thing, we had one winger who must have been a mummys boy. All his clothing was individualy wrapped in tissue paper and he would spend hours hanging it all up.

[Doc Vernon]

What a DAG he must have been John!
Cheers

[Captain Kong]

I was on the Parthia, Cunard boat, a young EDH joined from London, He had an ear ring and he became known as Ringbolt.
On the bulkhead by his bunk he had a large photo of a beautiful woman in her underwear, every one admired, On asking who she was, he said it was his Mother, and he had had regular sex with her for years. He insisted it was true.
Brian.

[Doc Vernon]

Could believe that Capt,there were are are still some wierd ones around!
But wait what was in his Bag!! You never said LOL!
Cheers

[Captain Kong]

His Mother`s Photo, Vern. then he pulled it out and stuck it on his bulkhead.
Brian.

[Doc Vernon]

Dirty Sod pulling it out and sticking it to his Bulkhaed,was he trying to Brag! Lol
Cheers

[Red Lead Ted]

One guy had a harmonica couldn't whistle a bloody note on it. One annoying bugger.
Then there was always Elvis with 2 strings on his guitar couldn't play it to save his life.
I think the worse one i seen was an E.D.H. Who had replaced all the stitching on his denim jacket and faded jeans with sail twine he looked like Liberace on a run ashore.
There was always one who had about 3 different pairs of flip flops and would tell you how good his bronzed feet looked in them.
The best laugh i had was in Cardiff it was the ships village idiot who used to throw shackles at sharks at sea when you were on the hook somewhere when we ran out of shackles he went onto wire strops or whatever he could get his hands on very popular with the bosun this guy . After 4 months with him he was known as trebor, One minty bugger no one would share a cabin with him {ABLOOSHINES } and dhobieing were not on his menu his clothes would stand up on there own, After paying off in Cardiff 4 of us got hold of him and threw him over the ships side one A.B Threw a bar of buttermilk at him try it out you minty bugger. Happy days lads Regards Terry.