While driving for national express we were stuck in a traffic jam. I allowed the motorests to use the toilet on the bus.
Everytime someone would come aboard to do that we would all sing " We know where your going"
A lot of red faces.
Ron the batcave
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While driving for national express we were stuck in a traffic jam. I allowed the motorests to use the toilet on the bus.
Everytime someone would come aboard to do that we would all sing " We know where your going"
A lot of red faces.
Ron the batcave
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as an ex lorry driver i have often had to go using the nearside front wheel i was always told it was legal.
Hi shipmates, Hi Colin, You are driving the wrong car !!! The japanese sorted this probelm out many years ago My old Toyota 1000 had one, in the Big Citys in Japan the daily rush hour after the salary man go home after drinking all that sake and fizzy beer with the boss , you are often caught short with no where to go in traffic jam for hours, What they do it lift up foot well carpet on drivers side, {some cars have two } and find a large plastic removable washer, take out the same, lower your seat and do the business, very easy to do, with no mess or fuss and no ticket from police or criminal record for flashing { Dont do this on the motor way at high speed you may get a ticket} but works a treat in any traffic jam. I know it works well I used it many times !!! should be fitted in all city cars.
Hey Louis,
Where do they hang the toilet paper?
an empty four pint milk container i am lucky plenty of room in the back i can't go half an hour without a pee same shopping got to be were toilets are open?jp
The wife says to her husband,you are not half starting to look like a horse.Each day the husband looks in the mirror and true enough his ears are starting to get longer he is growing a mane and his face is starting to get longer.He goes to see the doctor the doctor hands him a slip of paper,is this my prescription doctor he asks no replied the doctor its a permit to shlt in the street!!!
Regards.
Jim.B.
Brilliant Jimmy, I like it!!
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