Depressing outlook?

[Red Lead Ted]

Just watched the late evening news before tucking myself into my bunk and resting and sleeping off the day,s strains.
1 NO WATER IN THE COUNTRY?
2 THE PRICE OF FOOD AS A RESULT CAN BE EXPECTED TO ROCKET IN THE SUMMER?
3 AFGHAN PRESDENT KARZAI NOT VERY HAPPY WITH THE NATO COALITION { SPELLS BIG TROUBLE}?
4 ISREAL ARE EXCHANGING MISSILES WITH THE PALASTINIANS?
5 IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE STAYING IN AFGHANISTAN TO FINISH THE JOB ALONE?
6 SYRIAN ARMY ARE SLAUGHTERING CIVILIANS?
7 RUSSIA AND CHINA BLOCKED A MOTION FOR SYRIAN PRESIDENT TO STEP DOWN AND ENVOY ANNAN REMINDED ASSAD OF THE WAY DICTATORS IN LYBIA/ TUNISIA/ EGYPT/YEMEN , WHERE DEALT WITH. yet he decides to ignore the wishes for democracy amongst {the arab spring}?
8 WE CAN EXPECT MORE FUEL DUTY IN THE BUDGET DUE TO RISING PRISES IN A BARELL OF OIL?
9 THE WORKER ON THE SHOP FLOOR {NOT MANAGEMENT} HAVE AGREED TO TAKE ONE DAYS UNPAID LEAVE A MONTH TO SAVE JOBS AT B.E.A.?
10 CAMERON MEETS WITH OBAMA IN WASHINGTON TOMORROW FOR TALKS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? O....M....G ?
11 HAVE A GOODNIGHT ALL ????????? Terry.

[Fouro]

Hi rlt,
Having no water in the country doesn't stop the water rates level from rising.
Regards,
FOURO.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi Ted.
Help on the way. Well if you ask nicely we could send you some water from over here, the Mudgembidgi [hope I've spelt it right or John will have a bite} river going through Wagga was about 17 meters wide; now it is 17 Kilometers wide. The rain has stopped but the water flows on to towns down river. We have just had a huge jump in our inscurance's so we are cutting them to the bone.
Cheers Des

[Neil Morton]

There is no such thing as GOOD NEWS anywhere in this crazy world Red Lead, so take heart you are not alone. I listen to 10 minutes on the 0700 news ABC (Australian BBC) which is enough to brown me off for the day and then I studiously ignor all future bulletins.

[happy daze john in oz]

The Murrumbidgee river along with the Campaspe and Murray are at full flow. How much water would you like mate, can youy arrange a couple of tankers? You must have plenty over there as the cost of fuel is so high they may well stop importing it, no one can afford it.

[john sutton]

12 Its been weeks since I had an erection
john sutton

[Fouro]

Hi John,
Your tap water can't be fit for drinking. To make it palatable, just add (the water of life) "whisky" to it. By dilligent effort, you'll learn to like it and "drooping Willy" (your former upstanding friend) will soon rise from the two kit bags he's been sitting on for the past few weeks.

Regards,
FOURO.

[Ron B Manderson]

now that is really bad. We can do without a wee bit of water, but hell's bells
ron the batcave

[Lou Barron]

Whats wrong with you guys with the depressing thoughts or are Terry and the rest of you guys joking??? Always remember things are not as bad as they seem we can always bitch about how things are .But it is nice to be alive so we can bitch about these things

[Red Lead Ted]

Maybe thats why old granmother used to say there has to be something better in the afterlife than this, I am taking Fouro,s Advice not listening anymore. Just a footnote to this i heared an interview on newsnight after watching the Merseyside derby {Football} My beloved L.F.C. Come out 3-0 winner,s which i was delighted with swithched over to the BBC News to here we will be a bankrupt country by 2050 before i could reach the remote i heared they had dug up Inglebert Humpthedink to sing in Eurovision for the U.K.. {ENOUGH !!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!} Switched the goggle box off. Large gold watch here i come......... Regards Terry.