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    If you don't behave yourself I am going to run off with a Kiltie

    If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about.

    Straighten your face or it will stay like that.

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    If you break your leg don't come running to me.

    You can't go to the pool until you learn to swim.

    No you can't have a dog, cat, rabbit, hamster. "

    *choose one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis McColl View Post

    Straighten your face or it will stay like that.
    You should have obeyed her Lewis

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    If you don't straighten your gob, I'll straighten it for you.

    Make sure you have clean socks and jocks on in case you have an accident.

    Pack it in or I will hit you that hard I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
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    Wondered if the word brivet was common elsewhere?

    Keith.

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    Stop playing with yourself or you’ll go blind. No one will admit to that one I bet. Maybe why some still go around with Ivans saying about a distorted face. JS

    Sit in that chair and speak when your spoken to.

    Don’t let me hear another word pass your lips.

    No you can’t be excused from the table. Wait until everyone else is finished.

    What do you want for tea, bread and jam, or jam and bread.
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    If you continue to tell lies your nose will grow longer.
    Telling a lie to stop a lier.

    Where do babies come from dad.
    They come from heaven
    She at five years of age gets onto Google.
    OMG he does not know about sex, what a moron I must be adopted.

    Finish your food, there are starving children in Africa.
    But you never hear anyone in Africa say leave your food or you will end up obese like those in USA
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

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    When can I have long pants mum, I’m 14,
    Mum...let the air get to your legs it’s good for you, you’ll get them when we’ve paid the last provident cheque’s off.
    When will that be mum.?
    When the weather gets better and your dad gets back to work.
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    hi john sabourn #6
    good morning,
    that old adage stop playing with yourself or you will go blind, What if you where the only child, and like cappy with no toys only his stick.
    Or what about Make this noise quietly.
    Or spread out in a bunch.
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    hi john saborn #8
    thats the trouble with short pants,once you grew into them there was no more leg room to let them down.
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