Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

welcome Kenny b. welcome aboard this crazy ship, i hope you are certified??
as we are all certifiable on this good ship. if you can order stores your on a winner me lad. well i mean you cant be any worse than vernon and mike. there about as useful as a wet fa-- in a dry whiskey bottle and theres plenty of them lying about.'
and if youve got any Vaseline chuck it over the wall.
taffy 1i

[happy daze john in oz]

Keep the vaso, we can smear it on the door handles of the galley then Vernon will not be able to open it. Put him in the bilge for a month and find him some crap duties to do. Not only is Alf sipping at the old spice he was seen in the sick bay today with a gleam in his eye as he looked at the metho bottle. If he drinks that and lets one go we may end up jet propelled.

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all . I'd better nip up to the monkeys island, and hoist the red flag. to let everybody know were in gas and explosive. also take off that 10 degrees of wheel that Alf put on the iron mike.otherwise we might disappear up our own orifice.if he lets one go!!!!!. taffy 1i

[Michael Lawrence]

See those Taffies have plenty of hot air and we need the gasbags aboard to generate some heat otherwise we'll be back to oil fired ovens and none of us want that do we lads? Holiday over back in Soomezet, weatehr glorious and beer better. W.R. feeling well but tired, puts it down to being married to a Seiss and having to keep up. How are you all lads, keeping well I hope and feeling frisky. You can feel Frisky as much as you like only he looks well stuffed to me. Glad to see more crew signing on and have asked Ron Kear if he'll join us if only for his poetry. Glad to be back boys so will keep a weather eye out for your postings. Mike

[Geoff Anderson]

bora da. sut mae gwalad-yr haf dyn mike
glad to have you back aboard now we might get some work out of you. hey its not the welsh thats full of wind , its alf. were just keeping low profile. i dont wont to be around if alf lets go . with what hes been drinking. what with brasso and old spice its not going to be nice.PHEWWWWW. it will be worse than when john the daze, has been at the boiled eggs, and thats bad enough. give my best wishes to WR
taffy1i

[Graham Payne]

Are we there yet?

[Geoff Anderson]

looked on the chart cant find anywhere called YET ,can you give us ant idea where it is
taffy1i

[Graham Payne]

[QUOTE=x taffy 2;8528]looked on the chart cant find anywhere called YET ,can you give us ant idea where it is
taffy1i
Dunno Taff, just thinking it's about time we got a "Job and knock" and a run ashore. Anywhere will do,what about "Yokohama" never had so many baths. if you get my drift.

[Michael Lawrence]

Woe is me Lads, woe is me! My quick get rich scheme has come to naught. Did I tell you about the young couple I share(d) an alottment with? Well my get rich quick was to flog all the gear to Vernon for a small profit so he could victual ship and make a few bob too. But woe is me, my 'murphies' (this will please Spud) all caught the blight then passed it on to the toms., and the beans withered on the vine. All I've got left is jars of pickled beetroot(bottled by W.R.s fair hands before her probs.,) lots of onions, marrows and pumpkins. I wondered if the 'Witches' could use the pumpkins? If they cut the tops off and scraped out the centres they could use 'em as portable cauldrons. Des could buy the marrows and stuff 'em with onions and minced beef and Vernon could serve it up with pickled beets. Maybe thats what we ought to do, raid a few allotments and fill the ship's hold with fresh produce and flog it to supermarkets but not Tesco's.
Maybe I could become a male escort and provide willing services, willing but not sure about the able.
Anyway glad to see you lot are keeping well and just for info so the galley boy knows, where the hell are we. Keep safe you old buggers. Mike
P.S/ W.R. sends her regards and reckons I've rejuvenated since meeting you lot. Keep it in a straight line Alf.

[Doc Vernon]

Well Mike ,
That puts an end to your little scheme ! And dammit i could have done wonders with that stuff,i am sure i too could have made some spare cash on all that! hahah!

That Onion,marrow and Beef sounds good allright,and with Beet that should keep this crew going!

Keeping young hey mate! Well i wonder if WR is up to you being young again! haha! Only kidding!

I think you being a Male escort may assist here,i hear thers a lot of cash in it LOL
But watch out!
As you i really dont know where we are now,could be anywhere at this rate,and with Alf seemimgly to be missing what is to become of us!
Drifters of the Seven Seas! haha!
Cheers Regards to WR too!