Virtual Ship

Now Mike, bad health is not good news, but I have some more bad news for you. We need Les B Anns bra to use as a sea anchor, only thing on borad big enough. Toothache? Been eating over ripe tab nabs again? But having a real doctor on board will be great, Dr. Gordons is all very well, and can be a bit of a tonic, but the feel of a good doctor beats that. Keep peeling the spuds as those Welsh witches use them to make gruel to feed the royals, dont want them getting ahead of themselfs. The only head we want here is the one from Queenie, and I think Den has been using the blow up dolls to hide the 32 bells. But have you noticed they have these funny straws sticking out of them? :eek:

Funny you should mention seeing blow up dolls in my sleep Terry. Was dreaming about them last night. Wife got all excited when I woke her up blowing in her ear. Then reality set in!!!
Daze, I don't get enough rum on this vessel to hide it. Barley enough to keep body and soul together.

Off up north for 7-10 days. Going to slay some salmon and get crabs[that's the shell fish type, I hope]
Terry, keep an eye on my tab-nab supply. Those Welsh witches have their beady eyes on them.
Den.

Any chance of comeing up the Manchester ship canal, Got a mean chicken vindaloo on the go + 12 cases of tiger to wash it down with.
would like to sign on as asst/steward.
Mike

OOOOps methinks I have picked up the wrong thread, which means I'm on the wrong ship.Sorry lads:eek:

Mort I've been lost on this site for two months.:confused:

Now then lads seeing as you dont have skipper at this stage I'd like to sign on as "tiger". Being a lazy blighter this means I'll have sod all to do.Just make sure it's not Swivel Eye Lloyd, ( I had enough of him on the Durban Castle), if he signs on I'm off.:D

all the best Neil " Mort" Morton.

A captain? Then what is Les B Ann doing, apart from hiring her bra out as a sea anchor. Den mate it will be easy to catch crabs, just chuck a few tabnabs at them and they will surrender. But if Swivel eye come on board we are all stuffed, only one eyed but sees it all. Could be worse if his brother Logger comes though, we will all be logged so many times we will have to pay him when we pay off. Any one seen Queenie of late, last I heard she was going down the heads, maybe looking for the crabs?:eek:

Hi All.
Well it looks like we have another two new suckers ,ER sorry i mean new crew members. Welcome on board lads. The Lioyd brothers are not on board so dont worry, and as we dont get paid they cant log us .Hey john i think your right about old queenie, she,s been looking for Phil all morning.
taffy 1eye but im not a Lloyd:D:D

The captains name is Gulliver . He hasn,t been seen for a few days , the last time I saw him , he was going into his cabin with the two blow up dolls , a case of bells and some of Dens tabnabs. No wonder we hav,nt seen him !. Next stop Manchester ship canal I fancy a curry . :):):)

Hi Wilky .
You,ll be lucky to get a curry, we cant get out of the MED ,never mind find the Manchester ship canal.It took us 6 months to get out of the Thames and then i think we frightened every pier and jetty on the way down.:eek: We even got blamed or the fire on the Weston super mare pier, we were nowhere near it.
taffy 1eye:D

Come on now lads stay off the ale, time to leave MALTA and the GUT behind :D. If this ships got Gps switch it on that might help, but then again maybe not.

madmick.