Virtual Ship

Hi All.:confused:
Micheal ?, Micheal ?. I seem to remember that name for some reason, Wasn't he that galley boy we had ?. You remember the one that kept jumping ship, You must remember him, the last time he jumped ship . It was with some lame excuse that he was going to lay on or was getting laid on the kitchen floor.:D:D.
Hey John Cariad the cauldron has gone on Holiday for a while. But see will return if you want her too,So i dont know what Queenie and Les b Anne have been bathing in . Any ideas? :D
Taffy 1eye

hi john. just a quickie to let you know that tesco's are selling four bells bourbon.
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might be you could start the lads on that. cheers. alf:D:D

Dave,I never did have the [dubious] pleasure of going to the Vindi. Did an apprenticeship and went straight to sea as a baker.
My tab-nab recipe is a closely guarded secret. In fact the original is in the vault at the bank of England
Den.

I thought there was something peculiar about you Den. But never mind we could make you a honourary 'Vindi' boy. If you just send me a cheque for a couple of hundred quid (or dollars) I will have a word with the lads in charge and get you put on the 'manifest'. Please don't make any tabnabs for me to take as I would like to retain what friendships I have. Plus we need your production for the builders. My son in law asks how much do you charge a 1000, Mike:p;)

Tell you what guys this is the best thread on board . I just love reading it. Your humour is seccond to none and if I could pick a crew that I would love to sail with it would be all of you . Keep them coming

Hi Wilky.
Why dont you sign on, we need a few new faces on this thread. Come on down and put your two penuf in.
taffy 1eye:D

I second what Taffy x said about you signing on. He (Taffy) doesn't often have good ideas but even he can make mistakes. Join us on this site as I think one of our ports of call is Oblivion or maybe thats the cocktail John is flogging in the mess at the moment. As long as you don't go swimming for 24c hours after consuming(that means eating to you Jokers upside down) one of Den's tabnabs you'l enjoy the voyage. So get your kit kiss the missus or boyfriend goodbye and welcome aboard. Mike;):D

Ok lads Iv,e found myself a cabin , couldnt miss the chance of going back to Oblivian. Its like a seccond home to me . Bit upset though the misses waved me off with a big grin on her face . Me thinks shes up to something . First stop the galley to try a tab nab then into pig to find quickest route to Oblivian. Cheers

Mike, Not sure an honourary membership of the Vindi is an honour or not. Does it include any benefits? i.e. free rum!
By the way. I am not peculiar, a little strange maybe!
Please inform your son in law. One does not mass produce a quality item like my tab-nabs. Most obviously he does not possess the necessary high class culinary appreciation to enjoy such confection.
Den.
Hey Wilky,
Get your ass signed on. Could give you a prime job in the Galley. How about assistant galley boy to Mike. He could show you how to do nothing all day, and get lots of shore leave.
Den.

Alf mate four bells may be abit early in the day for some of the lads, most don't wake up until eight. Don't forget the yanks call that stuff sucking whisky, and the last thing we need aboard right now is more sucking.If Les B Ann and Queenie did not bathe in the cauldron then it must have been that big stock pot in the galley, thought the tomato soup had a peculiar fishy twang to it. All very well for Wilky to go in search of oblivion but I thought Vernon had the keys to that! Just been on D bay, second cousin to E bay and there is a 1950 version of the Esso road map for only $0 comes complete without tomato sauce stains but has two pages missing. :eek: