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Daze John,
I am now back on board and don't want to hear any negative comments about my tabnabs.
Not only are they delicious and a joy to behold, but also a health food. As your snide remark about their ability to keep the bowels regular would indicate. Your next feed of tabnabs may just have a little bit of saltpeter added. Wash it down with a jug of BOT Lime juice, and you will be happy to stay on board as the rest of us go ashore to sample the 'treats'. Oops sorry I mean the sights.
Den.
Hi All. And who is going to start swearing at the cook???? I have a very sharp cleaver for those that think that they can get away with it. Den is a very good cook and I do my best to keep up with him, so take care my friends, next stop Japan.
Hi Terry.
You need that very sharp cleaver to cut that leather, you call meat. Even the dog turns his nose up at it. Maybe if you stew it for another week or so, that might tenderise it , but i dont think so. So maybe somebody can come up with an idea to sell it on. How about blast mats or even bullet proof vests.???
Taffy 1eye , watching out for the cook with his chopper in hand.:D:D
Be very wary of the cook with the chopper in his hand that he does not catch you and give your back an internal massage. Have not seen him coming around the deck.
Its OK Les,
I found a use for that meat and made a leather jacket complete with bum flap, that will destroy/ defeat any known penetration
taffy 1eye on the look out.
Well,me lads and ladettes,Listen up!
I see our erstwhile Pump Mechanic,Mr.Jim Lad has declined his new post...though he'll be in for a shock when we shanghai him off the Cumbrian coast. Our Frank(Paco) Ferri is a 'Plate' Mechanic.(very versatile I hear(happily married,too),so he's got the job.
Hopefully,we'll be back underway soon with dry feet - God knows all jolly jacks hate to have wet feet.
Now,thank you Vernon for pep-talking us aboard our m.v.Virtuality here,but because of your heavy workload recently rummaging round the Picture Galleries,and because you're still a bit cross-eyed through peeping through that green 'on-line' light in your posts - then I think you(and us) deserve a nice Virtual Cruise,well,a shake-down cruise first(not that we lot have any problems).Oh.all right,call it a 'shake-up ' cruise if you must. I'll have to sanction the ports of call first with our Cruise Director Mr.Mike Lawrence, but I suggest some quite eclectic destinations. O.K.........
Lisbon,Lagos(Nigeria),Lisbon,Chittagong,Lisbon,Por t Sudan(Oh! those fuzzie-wuzzies:D,
Lisbon,Somalia coastal ports:eek:, Lisbon,Grimsby--there's actually 'nowt wrong wi' Grimsby-it's just the name!--something fishy about it,too, and just to show we're not biased,Lisbon(Three weeks in Drydock,)!
Now all you Oz/NZ lads will be pleased we'll be paying off in U.K.,where you'll be able to jump ship and remain there for thirty years,enjoying the quality of life and superb weather,that you don't currently enjoy!And,still be able to draw your Oz pensions!
Methinks (and affirmed by my trusty Cadette Skipper Ms Les B.Anne) that I'm getting too old for whipping you reprobates into shape.So I know of a much-experienced young Captain called Glan(Seafarer 1). who might just be persuaded to join us.
Actually,lads,it's Glan's birthday tomorrow,April 17th. He'll be 79 -so perhaps we can do him proud by sending him a Private Message from you all?
As for me,it's Sedation/Medication time. So, Off to 'Ye Olde Faggott & Firkin for an 8 Bells or four.....
Gulliver:)
Taffy 2. Watch out for the Cleaver, because you don't know what meat it will be cutting off, "whoops" the cleaver has slipped, ( sorry Taff ). Oh well back to the Galley, Sausages on the menu tonight, not much to go around though. Take care.....Terry.:eek:
Well Mike,
You have certainly made a winner here mate,now with 800 replies and over 13,000 odd views! Wow!! Must be some record for a post!
Well picked mate!
Keep it Sailing!:D
Cheers
Hay Vernon I reccon that thoughs figures will double once the crew get back of there leave in the meantime Alf and I will keep finding and drinking there stashed bottles :D:D you whant a see those Bellbottom amasons get stuck into it as well Mike best job ever this gangway watching Vernon your stores are in the messtup room :D be happy to see Den could do with a cooked meal fed up with the stale sandwiches the dockside Kiose keep sending over :eek: george
Leave!! What leave! Who gave anyone permission to go on leave!
Grrr! Wait till i get this to the Cpt!
And now others taking liberties with mr Booze! hah:)
I have been looking for all these lazy bums,saw a few in the Dockside Pub just a few minutes ago, so i am getting a few of the Sober Ldas together and we are off to waylay them and bring them back aboard!
Dont know how we will fare,but tis going to be done me Lads,so jump to it and lets be off!!!
Cricky!! and two Hours later,here we are back at the Ship,well at least we managed to get a few here,but OHHH!! my Head hurts,i have two Black Eyes,and my Toe is broken! Shouldnt have tried to Kick that bugger that jumped me,i missed and Kicked the pavement instead! Ohhh!! i think its broken!
Now its off to the sick bay OH well i will have a few days rest!! Peace!!!:D
See ya all later,much later!!