Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

ref post #36

hi mike , just the way i like my women .dont be greedy or il tell WRyou know you cant handle the hard stuff .WR told my you got drunk on wine gums. best wishes geoff.

[Geoff Anderson]

ref post#38

hi mike .those caerau boys were a bunch of whimps, they all ways ran away. cant say to much though i lived in the leisure centre . do you remember the big house on the entrance to the centre ,trevene house. i bought that off the doctors, done it up and made a good profit on it .

as for carrying my grog in my undies, only when ive filtered it first. , ive still got a good bladder , . best wishes geoff.

[Geoff Anderson]

hi mike . yes ho mighty master of the bubbling bum. hey your the gallyboy, get in to the galley and do some work. i dont know what this worlds coming to.BOYS telling the MEN what to do, youll find the stove is hot, ive just made some bacon & eggs for my breakfast . yummy. whats more you cant log me a weeks pay. you havent payed me yet and besides youll be surprised where a 4 inch paint brush can go .and il start with the hairy bit first. itll make your eyes water for sure. taffy 1i

[alf corbyn]

well lads the obvious name for the ship is the SS happy memories.
and i can't pick vernon up in tilbury as i'm not getting on until southend. the first thing we have to do is pick a new navigator. cheers. alf
ps. i thought a greaser would make us go faster?.

[Doc Vernon]

Hey all you Guys,whats going on,been sitting on this Pier at Tillbury for yonks now! Backside is getting numb! No bleeding cash or food for that matter,and if that Ship dont come soon i will be Cactus! haha!!
Alf get a move on mate! or are you the Mate haha!
Have been watching all the other ships pass by and feel that i have been abondoned!!
All i have with me is my Knapsack! and a few Cans to keep me going! Coke that is haha!!
Waiting patiently!

Ahoy there!! Anybody there!
Vernon

[john meekin]

mike we have a problem, i have to go to hull tomorrow,to see my family for two weeks,can our ship call up there and pick me up?a pierhead jump! yorky

[Michael Lawrence]

ref post#43

You Jammy B*****. That house was about the biggest on Caerau Lane. Mind you I bet with you moving over Cowbridge road the estate value went down.

[Michael Lawrence]

ref post#41

My daughtwer has just dropped me in it. Told W.R. that when she came back from Minehead with her family found over 8 empty Beck bottles in the rosie. Seeing I was the only one around got it in the neck.

[Michael Lawrence]

ref post#44

Alf . you'll have to do an about turn and pick up Vernon as he's got all the stores and his bum is getting cold( what that's got to do with it I don't know.):

[Michael Lawrence]

ref post #46

Now John it appears you got aboard under false colours. You never told us John Prescott was your Dad. Sorry can't issue rail warrant as you havn't got enough time in. Anyway he can pick you up in one of his Jags.