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    Vernon. I think you should put it to Brian to sign on as Chief Stwd/Purser and he can order the stores and of course the drink.
    I think myself that all the 'Bloods' should be feminine and either, Blonde, Brunette, Redhead, Mousy, straight haired, curly, wavy or bald just so long as their feminine.
    By the way Alf the doctor said Viagra not Niagra so don't make any turns to starboard when we do get thru the 'Channel'
    By the way the 'ladies' can be from anywhere just choose well. Mike
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    Is there a shortage of lighthouses now as it would appear they are setting fire to the piers to light the way. Stop off in Dieppe to pick up the grog, and maybe a few frogs legs to go with the tabnabs.
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    hi john, i like your name shouldhaveknown. mike the gofor as set fire to the wrong pier, if he had set fire to southend pier alf might have missed it , only might though. typical , to many chiefs , no indians. you can have my frogs legs ,last time i had them .it took me 3 days to clean the dunny. horrible things kept jumping out of the pan. there were skid marks everywhere. taffy 1i
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    Mike,
    Whats with all there Broads mate,gees mate where we ganna get all that skirt from,will have to pull in to a goos post and see if we can manage a load of good ones haha!
    I dont know if Brian wil have the time to be Chief Sted/Purser mate he has his hands full on this Ship allready and think he may need some crew of his own !!
    Hows the Food situation going Mike! And more inportant the Grog!

    Another thing is we need more Asst/Stwds here on board if we are going to have so many Skirts! I can only manage to carry about 4 plates these days,not like the good old days mate,when we used to swing up to 10 plates at a time,remember John! What about the Soup mate piled as high as a Skyscraper! Cricky how did we do it!
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    I am a bit fuzzy where are we right now!! Mmmm!!
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    Hey Vernon did you mean for Brian to be Chief Stud and you mixed up e for u in your excitement. Now don't worry about the food angle lets concentrate on the grog. Navigator( have we got one) have we left the Thames yet and which is our first port on 'La Cont.,'? Mike
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    The beauty about the frogs is they can hop themselves without us swinging out derricks to lift 'em on. Besides brandy and wine what beer you picking up in France, 1664? Mike
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    Listen Geoff, you must keep quiet about the pier some of 'em don't know its gone yet. Are you using your paint brush industriously and making sure you've left no 'holidays'? John reckons along with the frog legs he can get some good smelly French cheese and if he kidnaps a French baker we might get some good fresh bread. Has that bloody Nav., worked out our course yet? In between swanning around with a paint brush chase it up will you? Mick the Galley
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    Desperate times mean desperate measures, can we carry this on the for'cstle. Mike
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    I'll sign on as cheif Tab-Nab maker.[sorry,I'm not French, actually I'm glad about that.] My contract[none negotiable]
    Turn to at seven bells,put in a couble of hours, then bronzy on deck for the rest of the day. Or better yet, go ashore to visit some of the 'sight's'!!
    Basicly what I did for years.
    Den. posted on the wrong sight earlier.Old age setting in!!!

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    hi mike ,il have to check on that , weve already got a candy floss stall up there..mind you if it helps alf know his sharp end from his blunt end .we will find room for it . anybody for some 4bells rum flavored candy floss, hic .weres my ush & ucket of aint.hic taffy seeing double with 1i.
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