Virtual Ship

[vic mcclymont]

Dennis, what is a non gender tab nab?
Vic

[j.sabourn]

#1542... can be eaten with or without teeth. If without will have to be dipped in your non gender tea, ??? Just a guess. JWS

[Keith at Tregenna]

As threads are being removed left right and centre.

Nothing wrong with the posts as they are, it is the abuse, rudeness and personal attacks that are removed.

K.

[Keith at Tregenna]

well lads the obvious name for the ship is the SS happy memories.
. cheers. alf
ps. i thought a greaser would make us go faster?.

respect. Added Good Name if Kept!

[Michael Lawrence]

So glad to see the 'Old Girl' is still afloat means there must be a couple of seamen aboard or someone's having a bit of luck. Anyway is there any room aboard.

[Doc Vernon]

The old Ship is still floating Mike and of course there is Room for an old Sea Dog LOL

How can you ask that ,as you were the one who started it off Sailing around the Globe and letting all kinds of strays get aboard ,we have to try and keep an Eye on who is who now Mike LOL

There are quite a few who have jumped Ship i see,but worry not as when caught they will be chained in Irons and sent to the deepest part of the Ship,to serve their time,then released and put to work.

We are in need of some good Men ,as the Ship has been dormant for some time and needs repairs ,Painting and the rest.
Stores are low in the Catering ,so keep a good Eye out for stray Matlows ,we can Hijack them LOL

Now i must get back to duties and see if i can at least save the Catering Section! Oh Dear!

[Les Woodard]

Think that a lot skipped out at Lesbos when our resident Lesbo was aboard. Mike are you still remaining as galley boy or is that position open now. Have not been around much as I have been locked down in the bilge trying to reclaim dumped tab nabs that still have not had enough soaking to be eatable.

[Doc Vernon]

Think with the Crew at a low number,Mike will have to remain in that position as its hard to find good Galley Crew.
Les how about a stint in the Laundry there will not be too much Dobi with the Crew numbers low LOL
Could be a bit of a sticky job though LOL
We must get ready for yet another long voyage Lads ,so get in contact with as many good Seaman (or others ) as you can ,those with no Sea Legs will be trained quick smart .
Cheers
Time is tight!

Will have to go in Search for Den as the Tab Nabs are very very low ,in fact I have not seen any for some time ! Eeeeek!!

[happy daze john in oz]

Gender neutral Tab Nabs, only our Den could come up with them.

Now how about the heads, not like the ones in Hastings we hope, they have 'optional gender and gents' all in the one.

Now I expect that with all the non gender specific going on we will have some 'different' crew, just like the old days.

[Dennis McGuckin]

As all hands know.
I am very sensitive.
I am taking umbrage from the slanderous attack on my 'all gender' tab nabs.
As far as them still not been edible after soaking in the hold.
Give em a chance.
It has only been a year or so.
By the time we muster a crew, they will be fit to digest or to feed the s**t hawks.
Much the same thing.
Now I am off to load up on rum extract before we set sail.