Virtual Ship

hi all. you orrible lot, just because mikes gone on leave .theres no reason for you all, jumping ship to the nearest boozer. you know mike ! he'll have eyes everywhere. and we'll all be logged and flogged , from ahole to breakfast time. put a post in every now and then, to keep him happy
taffy 1i:rolleyes:

Where Oh where is everybody!
Better get back to the Ship Pronto Lads,me thinks the Cpt is out and about and will not be pleased that the Crew are ashore and having a good old Boozeup!
I am outa here now and running like the devil to get back to the Ship,got lots to do now and clean up all the mess you lot left behind,after that party you had before going ashore!
Quick smart now i think i see Capt. approaching in a Stretch Limo!!
Oh boy are we in some sort of bother!! haah!:)
So lets get this Ship back on track Ldas! All hands on Deck!
Cheers
Vernon:D

PS I got plenty of new supplies,especially Grog!! Good DAB Beer! Yummy!!

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Originally Posted by Michael Lawrence

Never mind the bottles where's my bloody visa. Don't tell me you sweet talked the W.R to hand it over. What am I going to do in Disney when I meet Mickey and his lovely wife Minnie. And Yes I did arrange to have leave from the 'Old Man'. Who is the 'Old Man' anyway?
Alf, Vernon are you aboard yet? Den did you burn the burgue this A.M.? And I bet those 3 Witches from Wales are sitting round the cauldron instead of soogying, chipying, and redleading. Anyway forget all that I have a date with the grandchildren at Micky's mansion in Florida so don't forget to keep sailing, keep drinking, keep telling tall tales, but most of all keep safe. Take care you 'orrible lot and I'll try and make contact before Thursday. Mike;):D

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Hi Mike. Have fun with Micky and the kids.
Will keep some Burgue warm for when you get back aboard[if I can stop Vernon,Frank, Yorkie and the rest of this orible crew from scoffing it!!]
Den.

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Originally Posted by wcrusader

Where Oh where is everybody!
Better get back to the Ship Pronto Lads,me thinks the Cpt is out and about and will not be pleased that the Crew are ashore and having a good old Boozeup!
I am outa here now and running like the devil to get back to the Ship,got lots to do now and clean up all the mess you lot left behind,after that party you had before going ashore!
Quick smart now i think i see Capt. approaching in a Stretch Limo!!
Oh boy are we in some sort of bother!! haah!:)
So lets get this Ship back on track Ldas! All hands on Deck!
Cheers
Vernon:D

PS I got plenty of new supplies,especially Grog!! Good DAB Beer! Yummy!!

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Now Vernon, if you got some beer get in down to the bar a bit quick. The lads had a hard night and the beer they had for breakfast tasted good so they will want one more for desert. I need a case of gin, preferably lemon gin, but no one stocks it now may have to call into Durban to get some. What do ya mean, we are only going to P.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

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Originally Posted by wcrusader

Where Oh where is everybody!
Better get back to the Ship Pronto Lads,me thinks the Cpt is out and about and will not be pleased that the Crew are ashore and having a good old Boozeup!
I am outa here now and running like the devil to get back to the Ship,got lots to do now and clean up all the mess you lot left behind,after that party you had before going ashore!
Quick smart now i think i see Capt. approaching in a Stretch Limo!!
Oh boy are we in some sort of bother!! haah!:)
So lets get this Ship back on track Ldas! All hands on Deck!
Cheers
Vernon:D

PS I got plenty of new supplies,especially Grog!! Good DAB Beer! Yummy!!

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hi all.welcome aboard. since youve be gone,ive been on gangway watch 24/7.trying to stop all these shelia's getting onboard. cor you lot have bad taste in shelia's.one was very abusive, looked like helen of troy, with a face that had lauched a 1000 ships by head butting then.another one said she worked at heathrow,kick starting the jumbo's, her friend could scare the planes off the tarmac,. are well ive sent them packing now . glad to see you brought some stores aboard vernon were getting pretty low. i think its about time to borrow another visa card!. my chooks have been laying well so weve plenty of eggs for john to boil up, and ive knocked off one of the sheep, its hanging in the chiler, nice fresh lean nz lamb. ive done a deal with a docker for the fleese,thier unloading the ship next to us . when he gives us the nod its all hands ondeck to get some more grog which thier unloading. can anybody drive a fork lift? im off to get some kip now
taffy 1i

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Originally Posted by happy daze john in oz

Now Vernon, if you got some beer get in down to the bar a bit quick. The lads had a hard night and the beer they had for breakfast tasted good so they will want one more for desert. I need a case of gin, preferably lemon gin, but no one stocks it now may have to call into Durban to get some. What do ya mean, we are only going to P.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

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Ok for you i will see if i can persuade the Cpt to go to Durbs mate!
I ahve given the Lads enough beer to keep them happy,so all is looking good haha!
And as for you John,well mate dont you think a case is a bit too much! Oh i forgot you a quick Drinker haha!
Lemom Gin coming up!
Drink and be Merry for tomorrow you all WORK!!! hE hE hE!!!:D
Cheers
Vernon

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Originally Posted by wcrusader

Ok for you i will see if i can persuade the Cpt to go to Durbs mate!
I ahve given the Lads enough beer to keep them happy,so all is looking good haha!
And as for you John,well mate dont you think a case is a bit too much! Oh i forgot you a quick Drinker haha!
Lemom Gin coming up!
Drink and be Merry for tomorrow you all WORK!!! hE hE hE!!!:D
Cheers
Vernon

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Where can I get some??????????????????????????????

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Originally Posted by wcrusader

Ok for you i will see if i can persuade the Cpt to go to Durbs mate!
I ahve given the Lads enough beer to keep them happy,so all is looking good haha!
And as for you John,well mate dont you think a case is a bit too much! Oh i forgot you a quick Drinker haha!
Lemom Gin coming up!
Drink and be Merry for tomorrow you all WORK!!! hE hE hE!!!:D
Cheers
Vernon

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hi vern.youre swearing again, using that nasty 4 letter word. and shouting it as well. naughty boy ,dont do it again. or it wil be soap in the gob for you. haha. and john can have your grog for a week.
now as for a penance, i think you should find some nice coloured bottles. for john to look out of. so far we've only had brown and clear ones. how about some nice pink ones.???? taffy 1i:D:D

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Originally Posted by x taffy 2

hi vern.youre swearing again, using that nasty 4 letter word. and shouting it as well. naughty boy ,dont do it again. or it wil be soap in the gob for you. haha. and john can have your grog for a week.
now as for a penance, i think you should find some nice coloured bottles. for john to look out of. so far we've only had brown and clear ones. how about some nice pink ones.???? taffy 1i:D:D

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Hi Taffy2,
Yes quite a nasty word isnt it,but then matey if you dont do the right thing here then its Work your gonna get haha!!:)
I hate Soap in the mouth as it makes me froth all over Mmmm!
The pennance thing isnt going to be easy mate,Pink Bottles for John,well let me see!!
Ah! here is just the trick for you John!hah!
Cheers
Vernon:D

While all this chat is going on. I cant turn to until I get the rum issue, so I can make some Tab-Nabs.
Don't have any recipes that DON'T include that ingredient.
I have lots of rum extract,[which goes into the Tab-Nab,] but need the real thing for medicinal motivation.
Prefer Appleton's or Four Bells, but will settle for anything right now.
Thirsty Den.