Virtual Ship

[happy daze john in oz]

Hiding in the desert, no doubt looking for a new style of sand for the next lot of building blocks, oops sorry Tab Nabs. LOL

[Mick O'Brien]

Hi Ship mates it the mad one yes i am still around. I just passed my ham radio licence so can i live in the radio shack not to transmit its just so i can look at all the nice flickering lights. and to order the grogg. and get in touch with a medic for any poor unfortunate sod has a run in with dens tabnabs.

mad mick

ps i could be drunk so i could be in for a logging if so heres me £5

[happy daze john in oz]

Listen Mick no speaking of Ham, Vernon will think it is food and try to feed us with it. Saw him trying to open a radio the other day, someone said it had a condenser and he thought of condenced milk. It's all the ginger beer he drinks, gone straight to the brain.

[Les Woodard]

Think that Vernon is in strife now after the last few posts as he was caught trying to strain ham soup through a ****** and now is in hiding because he was asking for a ****** to strain the soup at the local islamic shop. Should we tell him that it is muslin he should have asked for. Got me to thinking do the ******'s have ham radio operators as well and if not where do they get their experience?

[John Arton]

Guys
Are we ever going to get this show on the road,
Ballast in the shape of Vernons tab nabs has been loaded, holes have been patched thanks toMick being able to patch us in with ham and as I'll be bringing my puter for navigation using google maps I can bring along substitute grub as its got loads of spam on it and finally there are loads of ginger beers available for refreshment so lets up anchor and set sail for the south seas, dusky maidens and a life on the ocean waves, trala, trala, tradee, deedid,deedid.
John

[Les Woodard]

With you all the way John and in fact I thought we where on our way when I saw what I thought was the blue peter fluttering away but turns out it was Les B Anne's undies hoisted to dry. Glad it was not her bra as otherwise I would have thought we had a double spinnaker hoisted. So when do we start cutting the cards to form watches and get under way. Would suggest that you keep a low profile for a few days until Den calms down after giving Vernon credit for the tab nabs. Mind you a bottle of his favourite will calm him down in no time at all.

[Chris Allman]

The new toolbox has been delivered and I have told it whats expected, it never complained. I have borrowed some flags from the navy ship two berths down, well you could say borrowed, they are not really aware I have borrowed them, so we had better not put them up till after we have sailed. There is a very nice white one with a red cross and the union jack on it, should look very nice.

Chris

[happy daze john in oz]

Need to take care with the flags, we found one in the hold looking like the skull and cross bones. But no, it turned out to be Alf, so long away from the wheel he has almost starved to death. He asked for food, but the Welsh acrrions are looking him over and muttereing something about bones for the stock!!!!! Not bloody seaweed soup again I hope.

[Michael Lawrence]

I've been in the galley for a fortnight now and there's not head or hair of Den and Terry. I've peeled 3 ton of spuds 1 ton of carrots (good for on the night watches). i've baked 1/2 ton of tabnabs (their not so hard to make, mind you their hard to chew and just take a little longer to sink.)
The way the W.R. is giving me earache I think I'll sign on for 10 years. If i win the lottery She'll have a postcard from Brazil or anywhere else, every bloody thing i do. I'm glad she never took her 'masters ' ticket my life would be hell.

[Dennis McGuckin]

Congratulations Mike, you have found the galley at last.
Don't believe that you peeled spuds or made tab nabs though. Sounds like too much work for you.
Den.