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Vernon, you been on those brandy squares again, or in the Tiki hoc bar? You horrible little creature, giving us good living seamen a bad name with your philandering and other pursuits. What sort of an apprentice are we going to get if he sees you, one who thinks it is correct to behave in such a manner? If so get him down here at once, Les B Ann needs a hand, not sure what for something about a hand to fit this in!!!!!!
Listen you lot, I don't mine re-signing but only if I can stay as the galley boy. I never realised what a cushy berth I had 57 odd years ago. Plenty of food, plenty of fruit juice, plenty of scams and a cook that thought I was an Ace Galley Boy. ' Coz I never enlightened 'im otherwise. BUT before we sign on lets make it somewhere warm as it's colder than English charity here ( thats the government not the people) I don't know if Taffy X will rejoin as he's not been having a good time of it. Reckon the Cauldron has been giving him the rough edge of her tongue. We might get a few of the old 'uns rejoin but doubt if these 'ere youngans of today could cut the mustard. :multilaughing::multilaughing::multilaughing::grou phug:
I am now going to try and get a picture up on the quiz section, but being a technophobe it seems doubtful.
Now Mike I think you could well stay as galley boy, keeping Les B Anne happy. I have heard she is into young lads! Agree somewhere warm, but we will need to take some of the ice you have there, a big block, to cut into smaller pieces to go with the rum and cola extract. But I noticed you baegan to swear for a moment, mention of politicians, not allowed here sir, you will have to make a donation to Vernon's swear box, he swears he puts it to good use!!!!!!!!!
Now you've brought Les B Anne into the equation where do I sign. And if you think I'm going to put any cash in Doc Vernon's retirement fund, you think again! I reckon thats how he bought the Blue Mountains:bow: Reckon he's got a few boob off the last trip considering what he was dishing up out the galley. My W.R. puts more on the bird table than he ever put on the messroom one. Oh Yeah, while we're ab out it where have all my posts gone. Theres some saying they contributed 1000's and me just 60. Do you reckon our Lord Macdonald is flogging our memoirs to the Murdoch Press?:th_thth5952deef:
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Originally Posted by Michael Lawrence
Thanks Tony. Glad someone is taking care of this old fool.:rolleyes:
Now I am not sure about this Mike but I have heard a rumor thta Vernon now wants money, nothing new, to buy back the old Screws Of The World so he can tell our story to the world. He tells me the royalties from such stories will keep DEn in rum extract for years to come. Can you just imagine, rum extract flavoured tab nabs for ever more, plus Les B Ann. What a combination!!!!!!!
Not to sure about signing on again with Mike whingeing already even if he is correct about a certain crew member purchasing a mansion in the mountains out of the last trip. Now you are wanting that one eyed helmsman to navigate this tub. Is the Kong going to sign on again because nearly every ship he has been on has had massive problems even to the extent that the QE2 is having problems and I believe he is on that one. So will be thinking twice about signing on with Jonah Kong. At least we know we will not end up like the Concodia as we would be able to plug any size hole in her with Dens tab nabs so that would not be a problem. Will sign as deck boy so that I might be able to get closer to les B anne especially as we both have the same interests in life. Oh yes are we going to be still under board of trade articles? One last doubt is who is captain going to be as I understand that they are making his cabin available on the boat deck.
Les. The trouble with Den's tabnabs is they're heavy and I mean heavy. They have been used for ballast and also for the remake of Hadrian's Wall also proved popular in China as maintenance on the great Wall. Not too sure about being used to plug the gap on the 'Concordia' as me thinks it would ecentuate the list. As for worrying about a 'Skipper' understand there's a certain Italian gent looking for a berth and he might come cheap.
Believe that the 'Doc' is buying up all the eucalyptus oil thats available in Aus., can you get a message and tell him we normally cook in OLIVE oil. His variety is normally used for massages-------, as he got some plan to endulge his sexual fantises?
Ah well I suppose we'll get use to it. Can someone inform me where we sign on or which shipping office we're going to be employed by?:D:grinningRolling:
Dens tabnabs caused trouble with the RSPCA when he threw them to the birds.
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