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oy! gulliver! first, i'm not a chinky why have you given me a yellow face and your showing me with too much hair. your avatar is semaphoring a word. what is it?. i fink you are going a bit doolally mate go and lay down with one of dens tabnabs i think les be ann will be too much for you haha. cheers. alf:D:D
Only Think I'm going doolally.?????....Alf,my dear mate, I invented that word!
Never mind,just to mollify you,I'll send you a lorry for your collection!
See how sane I am!
Hard a-cardboard!
Gulliver :D
Dont worry ALF, you get a free one in every packet. What Gulliver is signalling is HOME. So he must be home sick.:D. But dont eat any of those pads Den is serving up, he told me they were hash browns:eek: mind you , i wont need to floss my teeth for the next month. I think he and vernon are in league with each other, and trying to give us meals on the cheap, so that they can have more booze money. Ive no idea were Gulliver got that radio message from as we dont have a sparky and no radio room , as I'm using that room for a cash crop ready for Santos.So he must have used Johns transistor radio that he bought in Port Said for a bar of soap, and that only receives a-rab stations.:confused:
taffy 1eye:D
Taff mate that radio the Arab sold me is no good now, it only works on steam and as we have no fuel for the engine room we are buggered. Read my lips, there is no booze left, Vernon took the last lot and refues to replace it. He told me Les B Ann was getting a bit high on it and giving Gulliver some grief, well that is how he described it. But I think she is high because we have no fuel, so no hot water. Most likely Vernon sold what was left to buy the sanipads. Wonder how they would burn under the Welsh witches cauldron?
HO YE of little faith, You can depend on the ingenuity of the Welsh. The cauldron is on the boil and she will be taking orders Asap. Ask for what you want and she will supply it. 4 course meals, wine , stronger drink. what ever your heart desires. But dont tell Veron or Den as they will only try to abuse her and you know what a woman scorned is capable of. Did try to read the lips but i couldnt understand what the ---- was saying.
Who needs cooks:eek:
taffy 1eye:D
Taffy mate things have gone from bad to verse, the Welsh witches are now singing and its not 'Keep the Red Flag Flying High'. Just what is in thta cauldron? And who is on the bridge if they are on the grog? Last I saw Taffy One eye was on watch, but it was a Las Palmas one so who knows what the time is. To make matters worse, or is it verse, he has been looking through a Kalidescope not a telescope which accounts for all the flashing lights he keeps telling us he can see. Keeps telling Alf on the wheel he can only see hard ships.
Ladies, Ladies( is that how l plural for Lads?)
Have just been on another very nice site where I'm the only bloke and all the girls (or should that be Lads) are very nice and jolly hockeysticks to converse with. I should think the Taffia know what converse is unless they're under the impression it's the opposite of reverse, which would make it rather diverse from the rather obverse of the adverse weather we seem to be having.
I think it is very unfair to impunge that out beloved purser is flogging the stores coz I think Les B Anne got there first. Vernon has tried to get a supply of spaghetti from Italy but he's been told by Taffy X one eye that it's the wrong season and that the trees aren't fruiting yet. He tried to get a load of olives but Olive wasn't letting him have any. He is trying to get a load of biltong from S.A. but they reckon the antelope is in short supply due to an increase of crocodiles in the Sengetti. The only thing to do is knuckle down lads and eat (or try to)Den and Terry's tabnabs. These tabnabs have made some folks rather rich namely dentists who I understand are going to award our intrepid pair with a pair of gongs. No doubt Vernon will use them to call the hands to din - dins. Must leave you boys as I see the man in the white coat outside and he's asking me to go for a ride wioth him. Mike:p;):D
Poor Mike
Get Well Soon,mate!:D
Gull.
Ar John in a daze.
Nobody has ever found out whats in the couldron, its MAGIC. But a different type of MAGIC to the type Vernon and Den practice.They just make things disappear like our stores etc. The couldron makes things appear for the benifit of all us hard working salt of the earth types.
As for Mike saying that i told him that it was the wrong time of year for the spaggetti harvest, well it is in NZ the trees are only just budding up. Do you think Mike is trying to tell us something? do you think he,s trying to come out of the closet.?????.
Nothing wrong with my telescope. the reason i see stars and lights is that every time Alf nods off on the wheel. he makes the ship roll . every time she rolls the clanger in the ships bell whacks me on the head. Ive tried ducking, but it then gets me on the other side of me head on its return .Anybody got a spare crash helmet.
Heres a view out of my telescope for you all.
Well Taff mate I think this bell business is going to cause real problems. The lads reckon you ring 32 bells at the end of the Las Palmas watch and they think it means time for drinkies, no wonder the scuppers are buggered. The spaghetti trees in California failed to fruit at all last year so there is now a global shortage pushing the price to new highs. What is left to sell or barter with. just to make matters worse the rice vines in Iraq have all been decimated by Bush fire. :eek: