Virtual Ship

[happy daze john in oz]

1 case porridge oats
2 sides of bacon
3 crates of eggs
4 cartons of orange juice
5 bags of spuds
6 cauliflowers
7 swedes (blonde variety)
8 chickens
9 onions
10 cases of tomatoes

20 cases of Fourbells
20 cases of Glanmerangie
20 cases od London gin
20 cases of Cape Brandy ( for Vernon)
100 cases of red wine (any variety just mix 'em0
100 cases of white wine( as above)
400 cases of Doom Bar bitter (Rock Brewery)

400 cases of Tribute bitter (St Austells Brewery)
1 bottle of Orange squash
1 bottle of Blackcurrent juice

200 cases of Tuborg lager
200 cases of 1664 lager
1 box of matches
1000 rolls of toilet paper( think we need it)
That should cover us to France or Germany or even Denmark

Nine onions, you want us all to start crying??????

[happy daze john in oz]

Thanks Mate she's been and still is a good one but limits my drinking cos I now fall over after a pint or two. Off to Orlando next week with the whole family. Told the eldest granddaughter, 'That's a long way to go to see a rat with big ears'. 'Hey Grumps', she said, 'You and I are going to enjoy the rides'. Anything over Peter Pan and I'm out of it. Keep the faith Mate.

Now mate this brings up a bad subject, at what age do we stop falling over and start having falls?????

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all . reading some of the other threads , CAN we keep all our empty bottles, for some strange reason john in oz. likes looking into empty bottles. but if it keeps him happy who cares. taffy 1i

[Michael Lawrence]

hi all . reading some of the other threads , CAN we keep all our empty bottles, for some strange reason john in oz. likes looking into empty bottles. but if it keeps him happy who cares. taffy 1i

I'm keeping my M T's as I find I have a need for them half way thru the night and thats the trouble with this free travel on buses, there's no toilet.

[Michael Lawrence]

And This will be another,
Sorry I'ant dressed yet

So thatt's what a hairy backsided Welshman looks like. Coo I never, isn't it big

[happy daze john in oz]

hi all . reading some of the other threads , CAN we keep all our empty bottles, for some strange reason john in oz. likes looking into empty bottles. but if it keeps him happy who cares. taffy 1i

I look into the bottles and see no ships, only hardships.

[happy daze john in oz]

Oh heck, just seen the white crusader coming along the quay with what looks like a pallet of Fosters and a loaf of bread. What the hell is he going to do with all that bread, make toast for us all?

[Michael Lawrence]

Oh heck, just seen the white crusader coming along the quay with what looks like a pallet of Fosters and a loaf of bread. What the hell is he going to do with all that bread, make toast for us all?

I hope he's brought the Oz version and not that crap brewed in the U.K. Still we can always use it to bathe in. Also why only one pallet? Has he left his wllet in Suid Afrika before moving to Oz. I remember being thrown out of a pub in or near George street Sydney.

[Geoff Anderson]

Oh heck, just seen the white crusader coming along the quay with what looks like a pallet of Fosters and a loaf of bread. What the hell is he going to do with all that bread, make toast for us all?

hi john . the bread is for you, to make little bread soldiers to go with the boiled eggs your so famous for. tatty 1i

[Geoff Anderson]

I hope he's brought the Oz version and not that crap brewed in the U.K. Still we can always use it to bathe in. Also why only one pallet? Has he left his wllet in Suid Afrika before moving to Oz. I remember being thrown out of a pub in or near George street Sydney.

hi mike .he couldnt get anymore your visa card, was nearly dry .so he got what he could.you should recieve the bill in about 1 month. its the brewed in england stuff.i can see the labels,if it was assie brew it would have XXXX,as they have trouble spelling beer,haha taffy 1i