Virtual Ship

[Tommy the T]

Den & Terry,,,,, Have a drink for me , i,ll keep the hairy ar?ed AB,s stocked up on the eclairs, if they give me any "mouth" i,ll do the next batch with soured cream

tho if they behave themselves i,ll treat them to my Custard Cream Slices, just love watching them struggle when the icing sticks to their top pallet

right thats it, as most of you are ashore on the Razz....... its "barbi night" tonight, as i,m not gonna be left with all the washing up!

thanks for the welcome aboard fella,s.

Tommy the T

[wilky]

Tommy, we have already got two blow up dolls on here , is barbi going to be another?

[Geoff Anderson]

Blimey lads how big is our galley? To my knowledge there are 4, yes 4 second cook/bakers , 2 blow up dolls and a galley boy, thats when we find him??. And not one of them with 1st cooks ticket.
Taffy 1eye

[Tommy the T]

Wilky.......

you been looking in my locker?????

i forgot to buy a puncture repair kit whilst ashore

suppose i best ask the Bosun for some tarp & winch grease

Taffy 1 eye.... we best find the galley boy cos this washing up pile is getting bigger by the minute.... maybe he,s off getting friendly with one of the blow up dolls

Tommy the T

[Les Woodard]

Mike was last seen pumping like crazy on one of the dolls while the other one was going down on Den so I think the dishes will have to wait for a while.

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi All.
Dont think DEN will be long, a little birdie told me he was a 30 second wonder !. As for Mike how many times has he to be told, not to put her against the stove whilst having his wicked way.
Taffy 1eye

[Tommy the T]

anyone fancy some pizza??

in the bar in half an hour

mines a cold one

Tommy the T

[Geoff Anderson]

Der mon, i cant stand cold pizza. Its Like eating a plastic frizzby. How about something you can get your teeth into. And i dont mean those blow up dolls either. I wish everybody would stop trying to give them love bites, as I'm down to the last packet of plasters. I had to use my last big one (,plaster that is )after Mike burnt her bum on the galley range. Just noticed a few pairs of nickers on the main mast Hilliard, are we having a competition or are there other reasons for them being up there/.
Taffy 1eye.
PS Theres this big Rastus guy on the quay asking about a white man who speaks with forked tongue , hes rabbiting on about his sister???

[Mick O'Brien]

I Think That rasta guy is looking for me, tell him i have jumped ship and was lsat seen heading for the Airport.
Can we leave here soon please.
madmick.

ps going below deck now and not coming out till we are under way.

[Geoff Anderson]

Mad Mick.
I think you are OK, just went and had a chat to him, i hope his sister is not like him. Built like a brick sh--house and funny he smelt like one too, (not that I'm in the habit of smelling sh--houses). The only info he has on your identity is that he saw your bum and your deks as you jumped though the window.He saw your deks up the flag pole so he knew what ship you were on,and knows that your in catering!. I asked him how he knew that and, he said it was easy as you had big callouses on your cheeky bum ,only catering has those callouses from all the sitting down that they do. Anyway to cut a long story short, i told him that the deks belonged to that Greek ship berthed ahead of us and they have piles of catering boys. Ive also run up your deks up the flag pole opposite their ship. So he,s gone away mumbling to himself about having a Greek for a brother in law. But be warned dont flash your bum ashore and keep your deks on.
Taffy 1eye