Naming the dog

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi All.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford
Cheers Des

[Captain Kong]

I am `baby` sitting a young dog for Annes Daughter, she and her family have gone on vacation for two weeks.
The dog is stupid, I hate it.
At 5.30am this morning it comes into the bedroom whinging, SHE says` it wants to go to the `bathroom` let it out into the garden.`, me who was in a deep sleep, has to climb out and take the dog down and let it out into the back garden. The dog is galloping around chasing squirrels, no sign of a leak. I am stood in my boxers , freezing and it is starting to rain. I shout to SHE upstairs, she says `Bring it in`, It wont come in, I am running around my lawn in my boxers in the rain, I look up at next doors bedroom window, the [English] lady next door is at the window watching me galloping round my garden in the rain in my boxers at 5.30 am. She must think I have gone `Tropo`.
I HATE THE STUPID DOG, It may not be alive when the step daughter arrives home in 12 days.
Cheers
Brian.................sharpening the axe.

[happy daze john in oz]

I never knew you had squatters living next door Brain.

[Tony Morcom]

Thanks for my early morning laugh Brian. Maybe she was filming you for "You've been framed".

[Neville Roberts]

Should have mooned her Brian,give her something too brag about .I saw the captains **** today .EEEEK