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10th October 2014, 12:54 PM
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Weekend shore leave
After a night on the beer a matelot takes a shortcut back to his ship via a cemetery. He hears a rattling sound and spots a skeleton with a pussers brown case strolling towards the cemetery gate. He says:-
"Hello bones, where are you off to ?"
Skeleton says "Off on Week-end!"
The matelot, being tired, sits down and nods off. He awakens to the same rattling sound and sees the same skeleton with a Gravestone on his back.
He says :- "Hello mate, I thought you were off on week-end?"
Skeleton said:- "Yes I am, but I forgot my ID card !"
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10th October 2014, 02:31 PM
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Re: Weekend shore leave
A bloke had a few beers in the village pub decided to go home and took a short cut through
a church yard.
Staggering through the church yard he fell into a freshly dug grave,after trying to climb out
he gave up and decided to have nap in the corner of the grave.
A while later another bloke did the same and took the same short cut and fell into the same grave
The second bloke tried to scrabble out,the bloke in the corner said
"You will never do it"
HE DID!!
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