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    Well, well, well what glorious weather we had yesterday. Clear blue sky's, no clouds with wall to wall sunshine.
    Unfortunately for Tories the heat proved too much, it triggered a huge tsunami in Tiverton and Honiton, biggest the UK has ever seen. The streets were flooded, the water carrying a multitude of blue rosettes on to the sewage treatment plant.

    A mini hurricane also caused severe damage in the picturesque northern city of Wakefield. TV and press cameras showing Tory ladies and gentlemen in shock running for cover as the wind blew away any chance of a celebration party.

    Meanwhile in Kigali, Rwanda Boris the Clown was performing his usual circus act. When asked for his opinion on the disastrous weather events in the UK the Clown replied " Nothing to do with me guv. "

    A Tory donor has volunteered to pay his return flight ticket.

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    Anyone think the Prince is saying, are you relocating? Lovely weather here, are you and the wife staying in the refugee suites?Bojo.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis the fly View Post
    Well, well, well what glorious weather we had yesterday. Clear blue sky's, no clouds with wall to wall sunshine.
    Unfortunately for Tories the heat proved too much, it triggered a huge tsunami in Tiverton and Honiton, biggest the UK has ever seen. The streets were flooded, the water carrying a multitude of blue rosettes on to the sewage treatment plant.

    A mini hurricane also caused severe damage in the picturesque northern city of Wakefield. TV and press cameras showing Tory ladies and gentlemen in shock running for cover as the wind blew away any chance of a celebration party.

    Meanwhile in Kigali, Rwanda Boris the Clown was performing his usual circus act. When asked for his opinion on the disastrous weather events in the UK the Clown replied " Nothing to do with me guv. "

    A Tory donor has volunteered to pay his return flight ticket.
    aha good morning wallace .....no doubt grommit wll appear shortly

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    oops there he is lol

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    Cappy you should not be getting yourself hot and bothered over tsunamis and mini hurricane's.
    As the worlds oldest galley boy there are more important things to worry about. Have you seen the price of spuds???

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    Quote Originally Posted by cappy View Post
    oops there he is lol
    Very good Cappy seeing as we are in a joyful mood,which one are you Hinge or Bracket. Sticking to the thread looking at a weather chart there could be some stormy weather on the way. Let's hope it passes us by.at_home_with_hinge_and_bracket.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis the fly View Post
    Cappy you should not be getting yourself hot and bothered over tsunamis and mini hurricane's.
    As the worlds oldest galley boy there are more important things to worry about. Have you seen the price of spuds???
    Aye bought big last month just sold bigger ....

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    Louis, as you may recall from our previous political discussions , i am not a true follow of ANY political party, and i voted fully for the Tories on the last occasion, because what was on offer was a joke. I have to agree with you that things are looking a bit dodgy for Boris right now, and i fear that this time he has shot his bolt, but time will tell, he is a survivor, and the recent by elections is serious for him, What is interesting for me, is how the process to get rid of him will pan out, after the confidence vote, its a bit more difficult. As said before if ever the Labour party can prove to me that they will do a better job, they will get my vote.
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    Keith the Raving Lunatic Party would do a better job.

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    well Louis, the only thing you can say about Starmer, is last week he was indecisive, this week he is not so sure.
    Vic

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