I have a friend called Billy Pegleg
Now Billy has a good leg
and he also has a wood leg
and Billy is a Ships Cook
and he lives upon the sea.
and hanging by his griddle
old Billy keeps his Fiddle
for fiddling in the dog watch
when the moon is on the sea.
and its grand to see them dancing
those bow legged Sailors dancing
while old Billy plays his fiddle fast and free.
and its good to see old Pegleg
a waltzing on his wood leg
while the Bosun plays the fiddle
so old Peg can dance with me.

Dont know who wrote this rubbish but it sounded good to me.