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7th April 2021, 05:41 AM
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Bowls
I used to play Lawn Bowls about 20 years ago , and have even been drying dishes for about the same length of time with the same tea towel been washed of course many times , and have only just got round to reading the inscription on.....
Bowls.
My husband took up bowling
And he bragged. Upon the phone
About some wench called Kitty
Whom he couldn’t leave alone
He played with Kitty
He stayed with Kitty
He picked her up without a hitch
He missed Kitty
He kissed Kitty
He even lay beside her in the ditch....
So I took up bowling to win my hubby back
And found what he could do with Kitty
I could do with Jack.
I’ve just dried the dishes and just noticed , Can’t remember who bought it for the wife. Wasn’t me.
JS
Last edited by j.sabourn; 7th April 2021 at 05:43 AM.
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7th April 2021, 06:31 AM
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Re: Bowls
Just a good job there was no letter E in that title.
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
World Traveller
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7th April 2021, 06:37 AM
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Re: Bowls
Could have used them for garters , better than tugs with the letters twisted another way. JS
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7th April 2021, 10:03 AM
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Re: Bowls
hi john sabourn #1
i suppose in the end your wife told you to leave that pussy alone.
tom
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