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    I used to play Lawn Bowls about 20 years ago , and have even been drying dishes for about the same length of time with the same tea towel been washed of course many times , and have only just got round to reading the inscription on.....
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    My husband took up bowling
    And he bragged. Upon the phone
    About some wench called Kitty
    Whom he couldn’t leave alone
    He played with Kitty
    He stayed with Kitty
    He picked her up without a hitch
    He missed Kitty
    He kissed Kitty
    He even lay beside her in the ditch....
    So I took up bowling to win my hubby back
    And found what he could do with Kitty
    I could do with Jack.


    I’ve just dried the dishes and just noticed , Can’t remember who bought it for the wife. Wasn’t me.

    JS
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    Just a good job there was no letter E in that title.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

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    Could have used them for garters , better than tugs with the letters twisted another way. JS
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    hi john sabourn #1
    i suppose in the end your wife told you to leave that pussy alone.
    tom

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