Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: an ode to beer

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    lake mary florida
    Posts
    924
    Thanks (Given)
    1
    Thanks (Received)
    18
    Likes (Given)
    6
    Likes (Received)
    81

    Default an ode to beer

    Oh Beer OH Beer you are a pest , How many times have you made me miss my rest, how many times have you made me sell my clothes, and turned my friends all into foes. yet there you lay beneath my nose, cherio lads here goes.
    Last edited by Neville Roberts; 2nd October 2008 at 03:27 PM.

  2. Likes Steve Singleton liked this post
  3. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Blue Mountains NSW
    Posts
    24,237
    Thanks (Given)
    45047
    Thanks (Received)
    13126
    Likes (Given)
    52440
    Likes (Received)
    39396

    Default Poet!

    Hi Neville,
    That brought a smile mate,you will make it one day to the great halls of Poetry haha! Ver good
    Cheers
    Attached Images Attached Images
    Senior Site Moderator-Member and Friend of this Website

    R697530

  4. #3
    Keith at Tregenna's Avatar
    Keith at Tregenna Guest

    Default In Heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here:

    There are many good reasons for drinking,
    One has just entered my head,
    If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
    How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

    The only thing a man should worry about is his health and then..
    if he's in good health, there's nothing to worry about; but if he's not in
    good health, he worries whether he is going to live or die..
    if he's going to live, he has nothing to worry about; but if he is going to
    die, he worries about whether he's going to heaven or hell..
    and if he going to heaven, he has nothing to worry about; and, if he's going
    to hell , he'll be too busy shaking hands with all his friends to have any
    time to worry !

    So stop worrying !

    Ode to Beer:

    Of all my favorite things to do,
    The utmost is to have a brew.
    My love grows for my foamy friend,
    with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
    Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold
    It's paradise Pure liquid gold
    Yes beer means many things to me
    that's all for now cus I gotta Pee.

    DISCARDED LOVE:

    He grabbed me by my slender neck
    I could not yell nor scream.
    He dragged me to a darkened room
    Where he could not be seen.
    He tore away my flimsy wrap
    And looked upon my form.
    I was so cold and damp while he was hot and warm
    His feverish lips, he pressed to mine
    I gave him every drop.
    He drained me of myself I could not make him stop
    He made me what I am today
    That’s why you’ll find me here
    A broken bottle thrown away
    That once was full of beer.

    – Fred Kent

    K.

Similar Threads

  1. Beer Issues
    By philipmthompson in forum Merchant Navy General Postings
    Replies: 43
    Last Post: 30th July 2015, 02:40 PM
  2. Beer Name
    By E.Martin in forum General Member Discussion
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 22nd June 2014, 11:25 AM
  3. Anyone for Beer!
    By gray_marian in forum Trivia and Interesting Stuff
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 26th February 2014, 12:52 AM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •