Constipation

[j.sabourn]

What we want is Institution, Constitution , and, Pros(titution)perity. JS

[John Pruden]

evry time i go the quacks they put the glove on i said to one our first date and i dont know your first name ? lol jp

[Des Taff Jenkins]

John.
Mo is going to die laughing at that one.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

The last time one put on a rubber glove near me he shoved his index up my rear.
It came out covered in crap.
OI told him, no diamonds up there mate.

[j.sabourn]

#14 What about pearls of wisdom John ? JS

Reminds me of that well known song , …………………………and the woodpecker said God bless my soul take it out take it out remove it. JS.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Not a nice subject I know, but when I went into see the surgeon who looked after me when I was having radio therapy there was a young pregnant Kiwi girl there with him. he said she is studying prostate cancer over here, and would you mind if she did the finger test on you, I have always been a fan of helping Dr's so said yes, as she pulled on the glove, I said do you mind if I could examine your nails, she took the glove off and showed me where she had trimmed down the offending finger nail, so no sweat.
Des

[j.sabourn]

For you Des but what about her ? JS

[happy daze john in oz]

There was a story about one crew member on a UCL ship who had to see the doc with a rear end problem.
Doc put finger up and said count to nine for me.'
Apparently it took him almost half an hour to count thta bit.

[John Pruden]

i asked the quack could they cut down on the creem as i liked the sound of my own farts? jp

[j.sabourn]

Was that vanilla or strawberry flavoured John ? Cornet or wafer ? JS