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    Default Wokery gone mad

    The Royal Yacht Association wants the following changed:-
    Man Overboard = Person Overboad
    Yachtsman = Yacht Person.
    Winchman = Winchperson
    No doubt there will be many more
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    No more 'Man of the match ' now 'Player '. We have to be gender neutral now.That striker who netted the winner may not be quite what you think.
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    There is now a minister who is in charge of getting rid of wokery
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    The sooner they get going the better.
    Last edited by Graham Payne; 18th December 2023 at 06:00 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arton View Post
    There is now a minister who is in charge of getting rid of wokery
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    would that include stupid as well? I have just been told that the local garden centre has a Santa Claus - just for dogs. Must be pre booked and paid for (£6.99) ffs.
    It is sold out apparently.

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    Yes we have a minister for getting rid of wokery.

    The one and only Shyster McVey. I met her once when she was touting for the seat in Wirral in 2005. She lost to the sitting MP Stephen Hesford. She won the seat in 2010, she lost in 2015 to the now sitting MP Margaret Greenwood.
    Once she won is 2010 she was rarely seen back in Wirral, A blond just like Nadine Dorries , two scousers ashamed of were they came from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Taylor View Post
    would that include stupid as well? I have just been told that the local garden centre has a Santa Claus - just for dogs. Must be pre booked and paid for (£6.99) ffs.
    It is sold out apparently.
    I just been told I can get an all you eat breakfast with Santa at the local Brewsters pub for £9.99, might take the dog there instead,

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    #1 How about some over masculine person wanting Woman changed to Heman. JS
    The one change in the International Code of Signals that I remember was the A flag changing from “ I am undergoing speed trials “ to “ Keep clear of me I have Divers down”.
    I spent 4 years on a saturation diving ship, so had cause to remember. JS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Taylor View Post
    I just been told I can get an all you eat breakfast with Santa at the local Brewsters pub for £9.99, might take the dog there instead,
    You'll definitely get a dogs breakfast there.
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    Humbug, I say humbug, I'm to old for all this shite, Merry crimbo everyone.... Enjoy...

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