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    Default You couldn't make it up

    A Prison Governor in the UK has decided to allow an inmate on the panel which selects which Prison Officer will guard a Prison Wing.
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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    Looks like a good job for Fletch in Slade prison. Den

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    I'll ave im wiv the rosy lips yea!
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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    Well just maybe it will come a time when the prisoner in the dock will be able to set his own sentence and where he serves it.
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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    It always amazes me that a prisoner can refuse to appear in the Dock for sentencing, I believe there are moves afoot to change this 'right of prisoners'. I wonder what rights prisoners have in say Russia, Saudi etc etc

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    Here in Oz all prisoners who were in custody during the Pandemic are to have 10% cut from their sentences.
    But what about the rest of us who were also under curfew and lock down for a record length of time.
    We got bugger all.
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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    Quote Originally Posted by happy daze john in oz View Post
    Here in Oz all prisoners who were in custody during the Pandemic are to have 10% cut from their sentences.
    The logic being

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    False imprisonment ??!!!?? JS
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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    Heard one fella up in court refused to recognise the court. Judge said fair enough it has been redocorated since the last time you were up in front of me.

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up

    Ivan , it only occurred here in Victoria where our dictator thought it was fair as they had been locked up.
    We all thought that was the purpose of a prison, obviously he thinks in a very odd manner.
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