Old age, I will tell you about old age.

Last week I went to buy a new phone, mine is rooted, into the local post office which I have not been in for years.
They had sent out a flyer about phones on offer.

Looking at them a female came over in her very nicely pressed uniform asking if she could help me.
Looking at the phones I told her.

'Well this one will be ideal for you, we find all the old people like this one'
I stared at her for a few moments, before telling her where to put it.

Under our laws it is illegal to discriminate on age , gender, religion, race or any other bloody thing that annoys you.