Well thought out Tom,-Marie Antoinette-yes,"let them eat cake,!",of course .
In the U.S.of A, what we would call Cream Crackers,they call 'em Graham Crackers.And,you know,being called Graham,I certainly am !
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On second thoughts I'm not sure now whether a Graham cracker is like a British cream cracker (like a Jacobs brand ,or a bit sweeter like a digestive biscuit),but I found this interesting snippet:-
'Graham Crackers were invented in the USA to stop sexual urges and desires,because the inventor ,a Reverend Sylvester Graham,believed that eating meat and fat led to sexual excess !' I'll keep on scoffin' me bacon butties in that case then!