Esso Canterbury entering the Red Sea

Bosun, hey Pooky, have you finished that job

Me, - yes!

Bosun, shouting from aft end of ship, o.k. start cutting in the pool

Me-- rightyo

Hour later

Bosun to Me-- where the hell have you been?

Me, cutting in the pool like you said

SILENCE!!

Bosun, to me--you prat, I said POOP, not POOL!!!!

Me---ooops