The **** Boltonistan Ensemble , singing fior Brian Next door

[robpage]

Just thinking about how our predecessors ate the Dodo off the face of the planet , i bet if the old Clan Line Chief Steward / Catering Officer ./ Purser got the bloody things , you would have still only got one egg for breakfast

[Captain Kong]

Sikhs.
last Friday there was a knock on my door, I opened it and two BIG Sikhs stood there, looking quite fearsome.
"Where is the Pakistani living?"
I said `Next door`, they went and hanmmered on ****`s door.
No answer.

I have not seen **** since Friday.????????????????
I wonder what is going on?
Brian.

[robpage]

I expect if you Seek you will find the answer , Now Brian you should have been brave and said do you mean the F-in Indian plonker next door , I have not got a clue where the bleeder is mate and cannot help you as all you pakis look alike to me , Go on Brian make a stand for White Supremacy , You could have tested itf they are integrated enough to share the British sense of Humour ,


Sorry I just could not resist that one

[Captain Kong]

These two were bigger than me Rob.
I learned a long time ago always be nice to guys who are bigger than me, especially if there is more than one.
Cheers
Brian.

[robpage]

No I have been in bars where our smallest Engineer always hit the biggest Yank sailor first , and we still won the fight , Remember you are retired Merchant Navy bang there heads together

[Captain Kong]

Remember you are retired Merchant Navy bang there heads together ROB
.
Hi rob that would be waste of time , They had BIG Turbans on
Brian

[robpage]

Damn these Personal Protective Equipment gets everywhere these days . all we ever got for protection was Clan line Issue chalk dust lubricated condoms

[cappy]

yer kick seven bells out of them but don't say I said that regards old cappy no very very old cappy

[cappy]

the best was the anti vd kits with the tooth past type up yer pipe type never get a packet using them cappy

[Captain Kong]

By the time you got it out and then inserted it and squeesed it in she had gone or the urge had gone.