First pair of Denims.

Every tings coming my way.

That is what happens when you do it to windward!!!!!

Talk about zip a dee doo dah. Who remembers when them hipters jaens/pants came out in the swinging 60's
I always remember a pair I had wide white belt and plastic type zip, it was like crocodiles teeth.

There is me getting it on with my at the time the love of that week. Her parents wanted to go out for an night but could not get a sitter for their youngest.
So my love interest says to her mum James and me will stay in and baby sit.
okay promise no funny business, eh!!!
Well we were both good God fearing Catholics and well aware we would go to hell for permitting an act of fornication outside of wedlock.
Thank god for the confessional.
But god had other plans with a punishment I still remember to this day. Every time I take a leek I can see the teeth marks. Not her teeth I may add but that plastic fecken zip.
We heard the front door open and in my haste poor John Thomas got chewed to bits with the zip.
Before the living room door was opened her father announced they were coming in. There is me with a tear in my eye and her mother asking if we had had a row. Her father looked at me and smiled , think it is time you were away home son !!! He knew the cause of my discomfort and spared my blushes. A lucky escape I may add as later on it was obvious to all that Hazel was a fallen angel. Had her first child at 17 and another 2 before she was 21.

So one can assume James that either you got your way or this young lady went shopping elsewhere!!!

Shall we say I was her cherry picker, likley set her on the road to having a good time. But she did nurse the damaged member back to health before moving on through our gang lol.
I remember a few years after I went away to sea. I took up golf so as to stop me falling into the going to the pub through the day trap, like many did.
I was on an away day with the golf club playing an inter club match in North Wales. I spotted her behind the bar. Got chatting and she was telling me she was happily married with kids. Think she caught herself on and settled down , her husband was the Club Steward, she was still a good looking girl.
Like many of us a bit wild when younger and enjoy life. Then find your soul mate and settle down and appreciate your good fortune. But thankfully have got some great memories to look back on. Now and again the wife will say to me whats put the smile on your face, ah !! if she only knew lol.