#8 just do what I did a few weeks back , wait for the best looking nurse on duty and call out nurse I want the bag on my leg emptying and my nappy changed it’s getting very uncomfortable , and bring the baby powder. The only off putting part was if they insisted on wearing rubber gloves . Was still trying to work out a ploy where they didn’t have to wear when was told to go to the toilet myself and only call for them if fell over. JS