Two kitchens Milliband

[j.sabourn]

#39 . Not even shooting blanks anymore Des ? I’m just too pleased to wake up . JS

[James Curry]

Only breed what you can feed.
Supposedly Prince Philip was having a discussion with some African leader about birth rates on the African continent. The African replied that it is traditional to have large families. Prince Philip mentioned that because of large families it was one reason why there is famine in places like Sudan and other nations. The African pointed out to the Prince, that Philip & the Queen have 4 children , Philip replied yes but I can afford to feed mine.

[Rodney Mills]

#38 JSW.

I did my bit years ago...I had a vasectomy.

Cheers, Rodney

[Keith Tindell]

just a puff of dust these days.

[j.sabourn]

Better than puff the magic dragon !! JS

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi John 40#
If that is all the time I have left I better go up and spend the $15 the club said they have given me for loyalty. Only one thing wrong they sent one of those QR codes to my Comp, and I have no idea how to take it up to the Club, except maybe by taking my comp with me, lol
There again the girl on the desk likes m so she may fix it.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

Could have been worse, could have been 'poof' the UCL steward.

[Rodney Mills]

I was told by my friend Peter who had the Vas first that it was a walk in the park, he had a a daughter the age of my eldest son and his wife had just given birth to twin daughters. I had two boys and my wife had just given birth to my third son. I like the brave soldier I am, gritted my teeth and saw the doctor. The first side was fairly easy, but when he went to find the cord on the other side, he couldn't seem to find it.

He's groping around with his hooked needle and puling on things and I swear my leg twitch, I gasped through clenched teeth "Don't cut that on, it's me leg!" another dozen or so gropes and fishing around with me in agony and he tells me "You had a hernia repair and sometimes a careless doctor could snip the vass cord by accident and don't say anything because you have two and you only need one."

So he told me to "Bring back a sperm sample in a couple of weeks but take precautions before you get the ok."

As it was, that was the case, and I got the all clear. But that grouping around hurt like hell.

Cheers, Rodney

[Keith Tindell]

The true story of a friend of mine at work, decided on the snip, as he had two, and decided that was enough. He duly had the op, and was a bit sore, but found one of the stitches had a tiny bit sticking out from the stitch, and was making his leg sore. So decided to have a soak in the bath, and try and sort it, he managed to just get the part of the stitch in his fingers, and with a razor blade attempt to cut it off. Very gingerly he was attempting that with great precision, when one of the kids kicked a football hard on the bathroom door !!!, he told me after, he was frightened to look down in case something was floating on the surface.

[John Arton]

I had the snip years ago after the birth of our second child. Think the quack carrying out the operation was a sadistic sod as he asked me if I wanted to watch it, no way hosay! Got a bit worried though when I saw smoke rising from down there but it was only the quack cauterising the bits snipped. Only suffered slight discomfort for a day or so.
Rgds
J.A