Some years ago we had friends from UK come out for a holiday.
We were up country and she needed to go.
There was a along drop close by, that is a bush dunny, so I told here she could go there.
She went in slowly but came out at a rate of knots screaming.
I went to see the problem, no worries mate you often see a lizard sitting on the seat.
Read in the news the other day that the world cuts down 1.3 million trees a week to make toilet rolls.
I thought to my self, what a load of crap!!