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Originally Posted by cappy

dont forget selling scrap metal ...lol cappy

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hi cappy
good morning,
what a strange times we live in, yesterday my wife had been given the all clear after taking her second covid test.
last night we where in our neighbourhood put into a general lockdown with orders not to go outside, its becoming increasingly similar to george orwells 1984.
stay safe and keep laughing
tom

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Originally Posted by thomas michael

hi cappy
good morning,
what a strange times we live in, yesterday my wife had been given the all clear after taking her second covid test.
last night we where in our neighbourhood put into a general lockdown with orders not to go outside, its becoming increasingly similar to george orwells 1984.
stay safe and keep laughing
tom

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well tom cant do anything else except what we are told ...some find it hard to do ....me and mine just follow the rules as best we can ...and try to keep within the unwritten law......liked the pigeons in his desk .....good to have a good laugh ......cappy

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Originally Posted by cappy

well tom cant do anything else except what we are told ...some find it hard to do ....me and mine just follow the rules as best we can ...and try to keep within the unwritten law......liked the pigeons in his desk .....good to have a good laugh ......cappy

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hi cappy
your correct, nothing else we can do.
tom

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Originally Posted by cappy

love the idea of keeping pigeons in his desk ......laughed at that ...had a kid in our class drilled a hole through the bottom of his desk ....stuck his appendage through ...then asked the girls if they would like to see a suprise ....funny thing although the girls soon new what was in there....only 3 or 4 out of thirten wouldnt look.....they were known as the lesbians for ever after R683532

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hi cappy
now thats a cracker as at that age it was always in ones hand and you where always looking for something to do with it, well at least i was,
many years later i was in the pictures with a girl and i had mine in a bag of dolly mixtures and i asked her to take her pick, you could hear the screams all over the picture house.
as for the pigeon fancier he went on to stab and kill a couple of people,
tom

Well they do say a bird in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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Originally Posted by happy daze john in oz

Well they do say a bird in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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Nay Lad! 'A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush' But then again it depends which bush you're talking about.

George ! JS

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Originally Posted by happy daze john in oz

Well they do say a bird in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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hi john
it depends on a couple of rules,
1 who owns the bush
2 and how big is it.
tom

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Originally Posted by Ivan Cloherty

Nay Lad! 'A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush' But then again it depends which bush you're talking about.

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hi ivan cloherty
i will hand that to you.
tom

It all depends on where the hands are, and maybe where they have been!!

Hi TM, talking of cinemas, one saturday night loud scream and shout from back row'You dirty bugger it all running down my leg', lights went up shortly after and offender seen eating an orange, but very red faced.