
Originally Posted by
Louis the fly
While working for the dredging company many interesting and comical things occurred. The other two lads on deck had no ship or sea experience so I became Mate. The skipper would take the ship out of the locks to the dredging grounds then go below while I loaded. When the hatch was full he would take her to the M.S.C. bouncing off the buoys while fiddling with his pipe trying to get it lit. I joined him at the canal when he showed me where two ships could pass , where to hang back when ships were manoeuvring and the names of the places we were passing. After a while he left me to it , this is were I first learned of water displacement. When meeting a large ship coming the opposite way you had to put the wheel hard over towards the ship , if you did not do this the wash would drive you up the bank. One day I was following a Manchester Liner keeping a safe distance astern , at a bend I lost sight of her and thinking she was way ahead of me went full ahead , I came around the bend and nearly finished up on her rudder. I hadn't been concentrating on radio traffic information , she had stopped for an oncoming ship. Going full astern swung the bow to port bringing me broadside on to the canal , I had to from full ahead to full astern to regain control. A lesson learned.
There was a crazy little engineer on board named Cyril who had found God. He dumped all the tools from his garage that he had stolen over the years then dumped his wife's clothes but kept his own. His wife had a male friend who was going to be released from prison if he could prove he had an address to go to. She persuaded Cyril to take him in as a lodger , the prisoner arrived at his house and threw Cyril out , he was sleeping on the ship while his wife and her friend were doing the hokey kokey.
Cyril kept his car on the quay , covered in sand , someone wrote on the top of the car in the dust CYRIL GIVES GOBBLES. When he was driving through town bus passenger were shouting and waving to him out the windows , Cyril was smiling and waving back to them.