Word association and deviant thought.

No Sympathy... Thats what you get when practising your Western Ocean Roll after a night on the pop. You should of looked through you Safety Manual before even entering the garden. am sure among the 956 pages of garbage there will be some recommendations about same, apart from wearing your Safety Helmet and Safety boots inside of your seaboots, which I know you stand on the mantlepiece. Cheers John S

was reading safety in the garden booklet as i entered the garden ......failed to see large stone pot......as in keeping with the public in general can i sue the makers of the book as it does not say ......do not read in garden......they have slipped up there

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Originally Posted by David Bridgen

.........I wonder if creosote is available on prescription .........

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Sorry, no creosote available, not even on prescription, have to be a licensed professional to use it.

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Originally Posted by cappy

.....###### morning brian there must be some super sense going on ....talking about legs ......cappy tripped over a plant pot in the gaden on friday and banged his knee come up the size of a sunday at sea plum duff ..........sat no walkie sun ...even worse.......could have done with marys wooden leg ........and other leg bad with leaning on it more... taking 500 milligram pain killers....and lots of little sols pat ses stop whinging .....taking no notice of her ...whinging louder........no wise comments needed please ..just sympathy .......long john cappy without parrot

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If the truth be known, you probably fell off a roof whilst perving on the next door neighbour..........David (the thread -starter) mentioned deviant, must have known he could rely on you, Cappy.:D


.......Roger

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Originally Posted by Roger DYER

If the truth be known, you probably fell off a roof whilst perving on the next door neighbour..........David (the thread -starter) mentioned deviant, must have known he could rely on you, Cappy.:D


.......Roger

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your years in the force have served you well .......elementary dear roger.....the truth is ...yes i was on the roof perving on my lovely next door neighbour when she spotted me and got a ladder even though she was in her bikini an climbed the ladder and believe it or not ######wait fo r it...................... yes she tossed me of .......oh the pain as i hit the stone plant pot ........but being an ex merchant seaman i climbed the ladder again ....and yes she tossed me of again......am now struggling up the ladder again ...not quite as quick as the first time .......report later .......no perving mind

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Originally Posted by cappy

was reading safety in the garden booklet as i entered the garden ......failed to see large stone pot......as in keeping with the public in general can i sue the makers of the book as it does not say ......do not read in garden......they have slipped up there

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llTell the truth Cappy, you got the smell of Fish Fingers being cooked next door and had a sudden flash back