Did we really impress the Ladies?

I vaguely remember some crew members finding they had Mobile Dandruft, and remedy was those old fashioned kerosene Flit Guns that had a little tank on the end and they pumped the Handle to operate the flit gun, I did tell one member to pour whisky on them so theyd get the itchy things drunk and they kill each other. So who ever they managed to impress ashore gave them a farewell present to remember them by. There certainly was some very exotic things to collect in many of the ports. all the best Glenn

like the seaman going to the quacks dr you have got the clap!!! I must have got it of a sh.t house seat!!!! you must have been eating it then you have got it in the mouth??:pjp

#51. Glen, Think the cure was called Blue Ointment carried in the the Medical Locker. There again may only be half right in which case your testicles may drop off if you use. Its a toss up with the Flit gun. Some would just keep scratching. Cheers John Sabourn PS Its when they get to the eyebrows you start worrying. JS

also no as the blue unction

BOTH. one was a prossie who accused the second cook of not paying even though we had not been near her, the others were her friends. mind you the cook was from yorkshire

Hi Shipmates, In Far off places we were exotic to the locals, but we were as posted before, well understood with our simple needs, and free spending habits...

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BOTH. one was a prossie who accused the second cook of not paying even though we had not been near her, the others were her friends. mind you the cook was from yorkshire

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alf I asked one how am I doing?? 3 knots your knot in your knot out and you are knot getting your money back??:pjp

I did ask one of our Gentleman crew members, who had unforunately got landed with an exotic desease, i said to him were you paraleticly inebriated when you met the Lady who was suitably impressed with you and invited you home for a (Cup of Coffee) did you think she was very beautiful in your inebriated state.And were the Words I dont do this for everyone ever mentioned.

it was known as blue unction or gentian violet.
when you go into a pub you find the ugliest woman there. when she looks delectable, you have had enough to drink. run like f**k

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Going ashore gear was always clean, scrubbed jeans , white short sleeved tee shirt and polished ......................

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John I used to go ashore dressed like Robinson Crusoe still never failed, The secret was we were always clean you could stand ten guys in a line up and always pick out which one the seaman was, I promise you from experience the police always got there man. Well they did in my case Terry.:rolleyes: