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HI Neville.
Watch your step mate big brother is watching. When the news that Govt's were spying on people, [Old news to me[ sales of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four went up by 7,000% I am reading it at now for the third time.
Don't look over your shoulder ha ha.
Cheers Des :smashPC:
It was on TV News this morning, The British Police have a special team that monitors all emails etc etc
What a boring job, I cannot find time to read all the emails that I recieve, there must be millions every day. they must have eye balls like organ stops at the end of the day. and also brain dead. Wonder how much all that costs.
Brian.
. and also brain dead.
I did not know your lovely neighbor **** worked for them.
Hi John,
After my operation in Hawaii I lost 14 pounds in weight, I am now back to 16 and a half stones.
So I have told **** that I am joining him in the Ramadan Fast next week, so I will be back to my sylph like figure again.
He keeps putting adverts on the top of my page for his charity so that will keep him happy,
Es salaam u-alakum
Brian al Tabnab.
Careful Kong re joining Imam next door for Ramadan. It not only forbids food and drink from dawn to sunset, swearing, sex, indecent thoughts are also forbidden, but 'time of the month' and pregnancy are an exemption. On balance Kong you'd be better off having another weight losing procedure in the ethnic wing of Boltonistan General.
Hi Gilly,
It is the indecent thoughts I would find hard to get rid of, All the rest is easy.
Brian
Just watching Ladies 3rd round at Wimbledon- glad it's not Ramadan, talk about
'indecent thoughts'- I'd have gone straight to hell- no supper and no virgins.
Speaking of which, the last British female to win Wimbledon was also a virgin, actualy Virginia called virgin for short, but not for long.Quote:
Originally Posted by john gill
What charity? I thought he was himself a charity case care of the DSS, or similar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Kong
And if you want a slyph like figure just make sure you spell it correctly.
I've told this one before but here we go.Paddy was asked what did he think the greatest invention was ever.Quick as a flash Venetian Blinds without a doubt he answered.Why Venetian Blinds he was asked.Well only for Venetian Blinds it would've been curtains for everyone Paddy replied.
Regards.
Jim.B.