Jesus Sticks and Strange Cargoes
My first trip to sea was on a crude oil tanker (66.000 tons). As a first trip cadet I was given the exicting task of using the ullage stick to shout out the ullage of the port side tanks to the duty officer who was looking after the stbd. side tanks, he would then relay the readings obtained to the Ch. Off in the control room. This was at an offshore terminal (Halul Island, dead exotic). I quickly learnt the meaning of "Jesus stick" when approaching the final ullage on one set of tanks, I got no reply from the 3rd Off who was on duty at the time. Looking over to his side of the ship, I saw himm down on his knees praying. Apparentley either through sun stroke or inhaling toomuch crude oil fumes, he had suddenly discovered religion and had abandoned his ullage stick in favour of praying to god on the deck. Fortunatley the pumpman was nearby and took over quickly, averting an overflow. Only problem was our pumpman was spanish and his english was not too good, so all I could hear over the walkie talkie was the Ch. Off bellowing , "Jesus Christ, what the f**k is going on out there". So jesus stick somehow seemed a very appropriate name in these circumstances.
Later when I was third mate on container ships with CP., we often carried animals, either to or from Canada. We always had to have a zoo keeper travel with us to look after the animals welfare. We had two Giraffe's on trip that were most unneving peering through the bridge windows at you late at night. They got terribly sea-sick and it was touch and go for a while if they would survive the trip. Fortunatley the weather calmed down and they recovered and were delivered safely to Canada.
The other unusual cargo we carried when I was a cadet on CP's North Atlantic cargo ships was money, which was always carried in the freezer chambers for some strange reason.
It was all printed by De La Rue in the U.K. and the shipped out in boxes to Canada. Apparently it was pretty useless as some mark that required the Master plate was missing and was only added once the money had reached Canada's central Bank. One trip I was talking to the De La Rue man and asked if it was Canadian dollars again but he sid no, they were travellers cheques. I asked him what was missing from them to make them uselss and he told me nothing, they were ready to be used, all 7 milion dollars worth!! Apparentley all the dockers in the gang loading that hold (it was the only gang working us that day) were met. police to provide security. When got to canada and were getting ready to discharge them, that day the whole pier was covered in armed Brinks Mats security and no other vessel was allowed to be worked. Myself and the third mate were tasked with opening the freezer doors and dragging the boxes of travellers checks out into the open hold for discharging, which we dsuly did. On getting them out into the hold we looked around for the Brinks Mats guys to take charge of them and they were no where to bee seen as it was their coffee break time and they were all at the chow wagon. We were left twiddling our thumbs sitting on top of all this money until they had had their coffee break. Often wonder what would have happened if we had helped ourselves to some of them, the travellers cheques, not the freezer contents.
regards
Capt. John Arton